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Aaron Ford
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Musician. Writer. Creative. Beavis & Butthead Enthusiast. Future Tight End Hall of Famer. People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2028. 🇨🇦
Never played anything like it, and think its mind-bending lore will be rattling around my head for a while. We love to see a big swing! Excited to work my way through the rest of the Remedy library and find out what this dang Federal Bureau of Control is up to, that janitor guy seems pretty chill.
February 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
ok nvm i finally saw the brutalist
January 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Such an amazing and useful resource. Thank you Lauri!! Can’t wait to get my writing out there this year.
January 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Screenwriter and Creative Director! Have a handful of completed features and pilots (comedy and horror) that I would love to find some readers for.
November 18, 2024 at 5:00 PM
1. the iron claw
so supremely my shit. musclebound himbos caught in an epic odyssey of tragedy and interpersonal family drama. zac efron is built like a goddamn gorilla and made me cry like a schoolgirl. everyone involved in the making of this film deserves an oscar.
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM
2. killers of the flower moon
scorsese’s still got it, can’t believe this didn’t sweep awards szn. equal parts beautiful and brutal. crazy and perfect score by robbie robertston. love it when leo goes full moron.
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM
3. john wick chapter 4
it’s time we admit keanu is the white jackie chan. probably the closest any american film has come to matching a classic golden harvest beat-em-up. donnie yen goes full looney tunes and the final paris setpiece is an all-timer in a franchise full of them.
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM
4. infinity pool
now THIS is a pervert movie. mia goth is a sexy nightmare lady and alexander skarsgard crawls around on all fours and barks like a dog. my kind of vacation!! curious to see where baby cronenberg goes next, he’s got his daddy’s juice.
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM
5. talk to me
so authentically fun and stressful and scary. great cast of kids, ghosts are spooky as hell, and the hand is an instantly iconic horror prop. miranda otto a strong runner up for milf of the year.
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM
6. oppenheimer
its got a big ol’ bomb and that’s good enough for me. love watching a nerd follow his dreams. a testament to nolan's ability that a movie this long about theoretical physics can be a box office hit, my theatre was full of morons
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM
7. blackberry
perfect three act structure. howerton fully commits and kills it, the nhl board room scene will go down as one of the best of the year. matt johnson should be allowed to keep make whatever he wants forever.
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM
8. barbie
too bad all of our capital-C comedies have to be corporate products now, but at least this one has some jokes to laugh at! gosling was so good i bleached my hair. nice to see a universally praised mainstream movie for little girls is still willing to go this misogynist, gives me hope.
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM
9. godzilla minus one
good ol’ fashioned monster mash ‘em up. toho’s still got it! godzilla would probably give me ptsd too tbh. wish king kong showed up at the end.
November 18, 2024 at 4:56 PM