Ronn Bauman of the Tortuga Twins
@ronntortuga.bsky.social
Probably not factual
Definitely funny
Definitely funny
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Probably not factual
Definitely funny
Definitely funny
Right Wing Flashback:
Remember how the far right was so concerned about the government building internment camps?
WHERE is the OUTRAGE now that they have *actually* built them?
Remember how the far right was so concerned about the government building internment camps?
WHERE is the OUTRAGE now that they have *actually* built them?
July 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Right Wing Flashback:
Remember how the far right was so concerned about the government building internment camps?
WHERE is the OUTRAGE now that they have *actually* built them?
Remember how the far right was so concerned about the government building internment camps?
WHERE is the OUTRAGE now that they have *actually* built them?
I feel this should be titled "How I spent my Summer Vacation - In Uranus"
#uranus #fudge #circuseverydamnday #electricchair #adventure #roadlife #ronntortuga
#uranus #fudge #circuseverydamnday #electricchair #adventure #roadlife #ronntortuga
July 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I feel this should be titled "How I spent my Summer Vacation - In Uranus"
#uranus #fudge #circuseverydamnday #electricchair #adventure #roadlife #ronntortuga
#uranus #fudge #circuseverydamnday #electricchair #adventure #roadlife #ronntortuga
I have been performing in the outside for a loooong time. This photo is probably 1991 or so. I can (sorta) play two tunes on this, the hammered dulcimer, but the person being patient with me - the talented and beautiful @mistibernardmusic @seasongdesign - Misti is a true artist and musician!
June 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I have been performing in the outside for a loooong time. This photo is probably 1991 or so. I can (sorta) play two tunes on this, the hammered dulcimer, but the person being patient with me - the talented and beautiful @mistibernardmusic @seasongdesign - Misti is a true artist and musician!
Saw me some ROCK CITY (Ga)!
June 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Saw me some ROCK CITY (Ga)!
Y'all know, I was a strip club DJ (too), back then, right?
June 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Y'all know, I was a strip club DJ (too), back then, right?
Unsolved mystery...
May 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Unsolved mystery...
Throwback post to one of the adventures you cannot recreate!
Beautiful Daddy/daughter adventure to a controversial monument - John Oliver did a very cool piece on it before it was sabotaged - I believe that story *may* have lead to the guidestone's destruction.
Beautiful Daddy/daughter adventure to a controversial monument - John Oliver did a very cool piece on it before it was sabotaged - I believe that story *may* have lead to the guidestone's destruction.
May 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Throwback post to one of the adventures you cannot recreate!
Beautiful Daddy/daughter adventure to a controversial monument - John Oliver did a very cool piece on it before it was sabotaged - I believe that story *may* have lead to the guidestone's destruction.
Beautiful Daddy/daughter adventure to a controversial monument - John Oliver did a very cool piece on it before it was sabotaged - I believe that story *may* have lead to the guidestone's destruction.
This Morning, Winter the Wonder Dog (who only wears glasses to look smarter on the 'gram) got to track a real-live *camel* back to it's lair (paddock?) - while checking "Pee-mail" all over the @garenfest! She has such a rich life!
#immortalwinter #dogrescue #dogsofinstagram #camel #lifeontheroad
#immortalwinter #dogrescue #dogsofinstagram #camel #lifeontheroad
May 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
This Morning, Winter the Wonder Dog (who only wears glasses to look smarter on the 'gram) got to track a real-live *camel* back to it's lair (paddock?) - while checking "Pee-mail" all over the @garenfest! She has such a rich life!
#immortalwinter #dogrescue #dogsofinstagram #camel #lifeontheroad
#immortalwinter #dogrescue #dogsofinstagram #camel #lifeontheroad
If you don't know this movie, you're gonna wanna
May 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
If you don't know this movie, you're gonna wanna
Day three with no cookie dough. My neighbor is beginning to resemble a chocolate chip! #cookies #cookiedough #snacks #stoner #munchies #cannibalism
May 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Day three with no cookie dough. My neighbor is beginning to resemble a chocolate chip! #cookies #cookiedough #snacks #stoner #munchies #cannibalism
Giving "Domestic Goddess" while making onion crunch chicken, and simultaneously dehydrating strawberries for snacking!
May 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Giving "Domestic Goddess" while making onion crunch chicken, and simultaneously dehydrating strawberries for snacking!
I have done so many cool things in my life. None of them have I enjoyed as much as being her dad! (great dog, too!)
May 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I have done so many cool things in my life. None of them have I enjoyed as much as being her dad! (great dog, too!)
Making moolah in GA - but I wish I was hanging out with this spooky chick!
May 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Making moolah in GA - but I wish I was hanging out with this spooky chick!
My lifestyle would be so much simpler
May 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My lifestyle would be so much simpler
I wanted to geek out! I'm learning a bunch about the VT fuse changing WW2!
Cool video by a youtuber callin' himself @the_fat_electrician
But first, I should post a BTS scene from my adventurous life! 😘
Cool video by a youtuber callin' himself @the_fat_electrician
But first, I should post a BTS scene from my adventurous life! 😘
April 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I wanted to geek out! I'm learning a bunch about the VT fuse changing WW2!
Cool video by a youtuber callin' himself @the_fat_electrician
But first, I should post a BTS scene from my adventurous life! 😘
Cool video by a youtuber callin' himself @the_fat_electrician
But first, I should post a BTS scene from my adventurous life! 😘
The Mythbusters broke my heart, showing that despite years of John Woo/Chow Yun Fat epics, dual-wielding pistols is not an effective strategy😥
statistically - a higher probability of one-shot stop with a .22 than .45! Also no real-world benefit to my favorite .40
What's next Santa & chimneys?🎅
statistically - a higher probability of one-shot stop with a .22 than .45! Also no real-world benefit to my favorite .40
What's next Santa & chimneys?🎅
April 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The Mythbusters broke my heart, showing that despite years of John Woo/Chow Yun Fat epics, dual-wielding pistols is not an effective strategy😥
statistically - a higher probability of one-shot stop with a .22 than .45! Also no real-world benefit to my favorite .40
What's next Santa & chimneys?🎅
statistically - a higher probability of one-shot stop with a .22 than .45! Also no real-world benefit to my favorite .40
What's next Santa & chimneys?🎅
Kindly, don't
April 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Kindly, don't
I saw meme that suggested that April 24 is "Stay home and watch Firefly Day"
Bet!
Holy Crap is this an amazing show! Glad to be rewatching!
Bet!
Holy Crap is this an amazing show! Glad to be rewatching!
April 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I saw meme that suggested that April 24 is "Stay home and watch Firefly Day"
Bet!
Holy Crap is this an amazing show! Glad to be rewatching!
Bet!
Holy Crap is this an amazing show! Glad to be rewatching!