Ronn Bauman of the Tortuga Twins
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Brilliant
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Brilliant
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THE WARRIORS (1979) poster art by David Jarvis.
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
THE WARRIORS (1979) poster art by David Jarvis.
Genuinely
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Genuinely
Please!
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Please!
Probably not factual
Definitely funny
Definitely funny
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Probably not factual
Definitely funny
Definitely funny
GIMME!
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November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
GIMME!
You have my attention
BREAKING: Gavin Newsom just went into Houston, Texas of all places and brought the house down.
This part of his speech gives me chills.
STAND UP FOR DEMOCRACY!!
This part of his speech gives me chills.
STAND UP FOR DEMOCRACY!!
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
You have my attention
Nothing to see here...
When the chickens come home to roost carrying H5N1.
Bird flu surges among poultry amid a scaled back federal response
Migrating wild birds are spreading the virus to domesticated flocks, increasing the risk of eventually seeing a human outbreak. Scientists are troubled by the muted federal response.
www.vpm.org
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Nothing to see here...
I love you, Space farmboy!
🫢 😳 😧 🤢 🤮 😡
I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
I have an even worse feeling about THIS:
October 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I love you, Space farmboy!
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Hear hear
He finally got his revenge against the man who asked him if he was up past his jail time.
Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.
#StandWithTheSurvivors
Now it's up to us to ask why he's terrified to release #TheEPSTEIN_PedoFiles.
#StandWithTheSurvivors
September 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Hear hear
Not distracted.
I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
September 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Not distracted.
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Fuck yes to this
WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!
September 18, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Fuck yes to this
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Four years ago, I tested for COVID. I'd had dinner with someone with cancer the night before. Thanks to the vaccine, I did not give that dinner companion COVID. And I only ran a low-grade fever for a few days. Fuck that idiot RFK Jr. and the equally stupid buffoon who hired him.
September 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Four years ago, I tested for COVID. I'd had dinner with someone with cancer the night before. Thanks to the vaccine, I did not give that dinner companion COVID. And I only ran a low-grade fever for a few days. Fuck that idiot RFK Jr. and the equally stupid buffoon who hired him.
So mote it be
Thou shalt not listen to a damn thing that RFK Jr. says.
August 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
So mote it be
Heroic
August 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Heroic
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LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member.
RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.
RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.
August 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member.
RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.
RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.
I'm FUCKING FURIOUS
The fact that Trans service members who are forced to leave the military are being denied early retirement pension if they are 15-19 years in, is angering and should anger all Americans.
Meanwhile the draft dodging fat-assed douche canoe clown balls of a President dodged the draft.
Meanwhile the draft dodging fat-assed douche canoe clown balls of a President dodged the draft.
August 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm FUCKING FURIOUS
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August 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This
so damned much, this
so damned much, this
August 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This
so damned much, this
so damned much, this