I see someone hasn’t watched GI Joe.

That’s a steal. You would be crazy not to.

Dan looks so cool

I bet it’s extra soft with the added fluff from the roof.

What if they say Kamala Harris (in February) really needs these donations?

This would be the big plot point of the skeleton romantasy. He’s always starving because of the whole no stomach thing. But there is one thing that can satisfy his cravings. The love of the protagonist.

I had an employee around 2007 who when asked how she was doing would say “can’t complain” and then go into a 5 minute complaint of everything wrong in her day.

You’re right, I forgot to include the “only” that’s always in both sentences. Especially when they look down at competing products for having both.