Ronald Tee Rump
@ronaldteerump.bsky.social
After being disowned by my Father for aspiring to become a professional dick, I continued to hone my craft, until I became the President of the U.S.
You can follow my videos series on YouTube at:
https://YouTube.com/@Ronald_T_Rump
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You can follow my videos series on YouTube at:
https://YouTube.com/@Ronald_T_Rump
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I've been away for a few days - I just had to find some more ways to set humanity against humility, and set morals against mortals.
I'm back now though.
I have a new post coming soon about my latest battle to con the country.
Follow me for a few laughs... Ohhh - go on!
#trump
I'm back now though.
I have a new post coming soon about my latest battle to con the country.
Follow me for a few laughs... Ohhh - go on!
#trump
December 18, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I've been away for a few days - I just had to find some more ways to set humanity against humility, and set morals against mortals.
I'm back now though.
I have a new post coming soon about my latest battle to con the country.
Follow me for a few laughs... Ohhh - go on!
#trump
I'm back now though.
I have a new post coming soon about my latest battle to con the country.
Follow me for a few laughs... Ohhh - go on!
#trump
Reposted by Ronald Tee Rump
I’ve been through a lot worse than anything Donald Trump or Pete Hegseth can throw at me. And I'm not backing down, because this isn't about me — it's about you and every American's First Amendment right.
December 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I’ve been through a lot worse than anything Donald Trump or Pete Hegseth can throw at me. And I'm not backing down, because this isn't about me — it's about you and every American's First Amendment right.
Hey, @dfdd85.bsky.social Thanks for the follow - I promise you that the left wing, Antifatitfied leberal news will not stop me from bringing you the very best Rump stories available anywhere in the entire Universe - I've even given God 2 weeks to subscribe before sanctions kick in!
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hey, @dfdd85.bsky.social Thanks for the follow - I promise you that the left wing, Antifatitfied leberal news will not stop me from bringing you the very best Rump stories available anywhere in the entire Universe - I've even given God 2 weeks to subscribe before sanctions kick in!
December 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
** NEWS BREAK ** Our country is vastly over-populated with 37 people per square kilometer. Therefore I'm restricting all immigrants to a single child... well - I better get the snip!
#trump
#trump
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
** NEWS BREAK ** Our country is vastly over-populated with 37 people per square kilometer. Therefore I'm restricting all immigrants to a single child... well - I better get the snip!
#trump
#trump
My goal for the future of our great country? A 1 party political system
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
My goal for the future of our great country? A 1 party political system
Good news everyone - after an intense 30 seconds of negotiations with Elon, we've decided that every new user, even with a follow count of 0 & 0 followers will be force fed propaganda from the #GOP regime
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Good news everyone - after an intense 30 seconds of negotiations with Elon, we've decided that every new user, even with a follow count of 0 & 0 followers will be force fed propaganda from the #GOP regime
I've decided that the world will not pay to get into parks on my birthday. However, the end of slavery and MLK day are no longer worth remembering, so people will now have to pay on those days... Of yeah, and we're going to shaft the very tourists we're trying to attract.
#trump
#trump
December 7, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I've decided that the world will not pay to get into parks on my birthday. However, the end of slavery and MLK day are no longer worth remembering, so people will now have to pay on those days... Of yeah, and we're going to shaft the very tourists we're trying to attract.
#trump
#trump
After conferring with my friend ChatGPT, we have decided on a social media strategy for all my accounts - X/Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, BluSky, YouTube & TikTok.
There's also Facebook & Twitch (that I'm considering using).
Thanks ChatGPT, see you at dinner next Wednesday
There's also Facebook & Twitch (that I'm considering using).
Thanks ChatGPT, see you at dinner next Wednesday
December 7, 2025 at 9:27 AM
After conferring with my friend ChatGPT, we have decided on a social media strategy for all my accounts - X/Twitter, Instagram, Mastodon, BluSky, YouTube & TikTok.
There's also Facebook & Twitch (that I'm considering using).
Thanks ChatGPT, see you at dinner next Wednesday
There's also Facebook & Twitch (that I'm considering using).
Thanks ChatGPT, see you at dinner next Wednesday
Hey @globalcitizen1.bsky.social , thanks for the follow - whatever the reason. That makes you the best follower I have, in the history of the Interent, there's never been a better follower than you. Science has proven the liberal media and fake news wrong - You are the best - thanks
Ronald T. Rump
Ronald T. Rump
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Hey @globalcitizen1.bsky.social , thanks for the follow - whatever the reason. That makes you the best follower I have, in the history of the Interent, there's never been a better follower than you. Science has proven the liberal media and fake news wrong - You are the best - thanks
Ronald T. Rump
Ronald T. Rump
Oh man! I was going to do a dress rehearsal tomorrow with my Ronald Rump regalia on and... I just discovered I don't have a white shirt. So... I'll be using a pink one for my 2nd video (while I'm waiting for a white one)
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Oh man! I was going to do a dress rehearsal tomorrow with my Ronald Rump regalia on and... I just discovered I don't have a white shirt. So... I'll be using a pink one for my 2nd video (while I'm waiting for a white one)
After getting a good background yesterday, today I'll be trying to get the green screen and lighting rig better
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 AM
After getting a good background yesterday, today I'll be trying to get the green screen and lighting rig better
Well - I purchased a background for my videos, & believe it or not, it's actually better than my hand-drawn version... go figure!
December 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Well - I purchased a background for my videos, & believe it or not, it's actually better than my hand-drawn version... go figure!
People thought that I was asleep, but...
In-fact I was watching a VR screen implanted behind my eyelids.
It was the 1st episode of The Animaniacs.
I was also taking mental note of everything that was said AS WELL as watching Animaniacs!
SO THERE!
#Trump
In-fact I was watching a VR screen implanted behind my eyelids.
It was the 1st episode of The Animaniacs.
I was also taking mental note of everything that was said AS WELL as watching Animaniacs!
SO THERE!
#Trump
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
People thought that I was asleep, but...
In-fact I was watching a VR screen implanted behind my eyelids.
It was the 1st episode of The Animaniacs.
I was also taking mental note of everything that was said AS WELL as watching Animaniacs!
SO THERE!
#Trump
In-fact I was watching a VR screen implanted behind my eyelids.
It was the 1st episode of The Animaniacs.
I was also taking mental note of everything that was said AS WELL as watching Animaniacs!
SO THERE!
#Trump
Here's my 1st video - It's a test & adjust video just to get things ready. The 1st of many
youtu.be/2Gi_g5WkGL8
youtu.be/2Gi_g5WkGL8
Equipment check
YouTube video by Ronald Rump (parody account)
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Here's my 1st video - It's a test & adjust video just to get things ready. The 1st of many
youtu.be/2Gi_g5WkGL8
youtu.be/2Gi_g5WkGL8
Just finished recording the 1st test run for the series. I now know how the lights & everything work. Mic battery changed. I just have to edit it, and post it on TikTok (or something).
MAGA (Manipulate All GOP Assholes) <-- whoops! that's 1 of the slogans for behind closed doors
#Trump #MAGA
MAGA (Manipulate All GOP Assholes) <-- whoops! that's 1 of the slogans for behind closed doors
#Trump #MAGA
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The GOP know they'll have to pay for my policies after I leave office.
ronaldteerump.com/an-apology-i...
inc' the 1st appearance of @adamkinzinger.substack.com alter-ego
#Trump #GOP #RepublicanParty
ronaldteerump.com/an-apology-i...
inc' the 1st appearance of @adamkinzinger.substack.com alter-ego
#Trump #GOP #RepublicanParty
An apology in advance to my Minions - Ronald Tee Rump
You all knew that when I was gone, you'd have to answer for your crimes against the Country. Here's a few tips on getting out of trouble.
ronaldteerump.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The GOP know they'll have to pay for my policies after I leave office.
ronaldteerump.com/an-apology-i...
inc' the 1st appearance of @adamkinzinger.substack.com alter-ego
#Trump #GOP #RepublicanParty
ronaldteerump.com/an-apology-i...
inc' the 1st appearance of @adamkinzinger.substack.com alter-ego
#Trump #GOP #RepublicanParty
If anybody is any good with computers - I need to get some digital photos off of a few ex-friends' systems.
One's the leader of a huge foreign country & the other is a deceased financier but the photos still exist.
Any offers?
One's the leader of a huge foreign country & the other is a deceased financier but the photos still exist.
Any offers?
December 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
If anybody is any good with computers - I need to get some digital photos off of a few ex-friends' systems.
One's the leader of a huge foreign country & the other is a deceased financier but the photos still exist.
Any offers?
One's the leader of a huge foreign country & the other is a deceased financier but the photos still exist.
Any offers?
My next post should be about what my hangers-on in the GOP will do when I've gone & they have to answer for their... sorry, MY crimes.
#Republicans
#Republicans
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 AM
My next post should be about what my hangers-on in the GOP will do when I've gone & they have to answer for their... sorry, MY crimes.
#Republicans
#Republicans
Here's my latest post - I meant to write this a few months ago, but better late than never.
ronaldteerump.com/my-intent-na...
#Trump #NationalGuard #Election2028
ronaldteerump.com/my-intent-na...
#Trump #NationalGuard #Election2028
My Intent: National Guard on Election Day - Ronald Tee Rump
Here's my plan to have The National Guard posted outside polling stations on Election Day 2028 - laid out nice and simple for you.
ronaldteerump.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Here's my latest post - I meant to write this a few months ago, but better late than never.
ronaldteerump.com/my-intent-na...
#Trump #NationalGuard #Election2028
ronaldteerump.com/my-intent-na...
#Trump #NationalGuard #Election2028
In each episode of the YouTube video series I'll be introducing a different word of my "word of the day" calendar. I think the word for the day of the first video release date is "Nepotism"
November 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
In each episode of the YouTube video series I'll be introducing a different word of my "word of the day" calendar. I think the word for the day of the first video release date is "Nepotism"
I've technically grounded all aircraft worldwide.
I purposefully neglected to mention that as I gave no surrounding boundary around Venezuela, the 'surrounding' boundary/distance is endless. Therefore all aircraft, pilots etc should consider themselves grounded.
#Trump #parody
I purposefully neglected to mention that as I gave no surrounding boundary around Venezuela, the 'surrounding' boundary/distance is endless. Therefore all aircraft, pilots etc should consider themselves grounded.
#Trump #parody
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM