We’ve planted too many tulips

Gosh, I never knew there was so much doom/romance to it.

I'd vote for Marron - sweet chestnut. Hard and bitter on the outside, sweet on the inside (though I always seem to end up with some bitter pith left. That's probably a metaphor for something).

To Farage it's all about who you're siding with. What you signal with your loyalty is more important than facts, or whether your words will cause people harm.

Surely it's the one word you are allowed to spell any way you choose?

Low-key stalking is a use case I could get behind.

OMG that's why all these things are so obsessed with you adding contacts? Everyone else is so fit, it's very unmotivating and pointless. Except my partner and I compare "Body Battery" sometimes for fun IRL (it's a useless/inaccurate score on Garmin that you can't improve).

Sometimes literally. I've seen poncho tents. The question of what you do when you need both at the same time remains unanswered.

Top ,4 reasons why Britons wouldn't want to go to the moon
- not interested
- not enough to do on the moon
- would rather visit other places on earth

And my favourite - no point

I know how they feel.

Ugh. It's like they have amnesia. Even in the car, where I could be interested in voice input, I can't bring myself to care enough to set it up. It's nice to have a bit of time off. Just switch between the 2 random radio stations it found before I interrupted its scanning by mistake.