Regular Mario
@romanrobots.bsky.social
Mid-tier dipshit, bad at everything.
Please don't hit me with your car.
Please don't hit me with your car.
Apple Maps uses the same icon
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Apple Maps uses the same icon
Onsen - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/♨️
December 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
bad news, you got a cracked LCD panel
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
bad news, you got a cracked LCD panel
you can do it accidentally if you do a long tap on a photo. it will highlight a person (or cat) and give you a context option to "add Sticker"
i've accidentally created stickers and then accidentally attached them to other photos in text conversations🙃
i've accidentally created stickers and then accidentally attached them to other photos in text conversations🙃
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
you can do it accidentally if you do a long tap on a photo. it will highlight a person (or cat) and give you a context option to "add Sticker"
i've accidentally created stickers and then accidentally attached them to other photos in text conversations🙃
i've accidentally created stickers and then accidentally attached them to other photos in text conversations🙃
iOS sticker of a photo of a black cat
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
iOS sticker of a photo of a black cat
the previous owner of my motorcycle had put the equivalent on. I took it off for reasons i can't remember and now my tank is all scratched up.
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the previous owner of my motorcycle had put the equivalent on. I took it off for reasons i can't remember and now my tank is all scratched up.
excellent question, and why is nobody talking about what's happening to his hat????
September 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
excellent question, and why is nobody talking about what's happening to his hat????
my ex once saw a squirrel in a tree chewing on a deer femur. it probably didn't actually kill the deer but she didn't see that part so who knows
August 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my ex once saw a squirrel in a tree chewing on a deer femur. it probably didn't actually kill the deer but she didn't see that part so who knows
alternatively have you considered: not getting around to doing it for several more months
July 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
alternatively have you considered: not getting around to doing it for several more months
Smart TVs suck but they're the only game in town. Just find a way to avoid interacting with the smart features.
Find a separate device that you like for consuming content (Chromecase, Apple TV, a computer, w/e) and then get a TV that you like and set your device as the default input.
Find a separate device that you like for consuming content (Chromecase, Apple TV, a computer, w/e) and then get a TV that you like and set your device as the default input.
July 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Smart TVs suck but they're the only game in town. Just find a way to avoid interacting with the smart features.
Find a separate device that you like for consuming content (Chromecase, Apple TV, a computer, w/e) and then get a TV that you like and set your device as the default input.
Find a separate device that you like for consuming content (Chromecase, Apple TV, a computer, w/e) and then get a TV that you like and set your device as the default input.
the car im the video is actually the Munster Koach
April 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
the car im the video is actually the Munster Koach
I love to watch the Giants at Pac Bell Park
April 16, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I love to watch the Giants at Pac Bell Park
yeah, it's activated by heat
March 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
yeah, it's activated by heat
how do you think fire sprinklers work
March 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
how do you think fire sprinklers work
do you mean fire alarm or are you suggesting people actually start fires in their offices? because that seems like a big ask
March 13, 2025 at 5:58 AM
do you mean fire alarm or are you suggesting people actually start fires in their offices? because that seems like a big ask
sluggo had to step into the white room from the matrix to get that plunger
February 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
sluggo had to step into the white room from the matrix to get that plunger
you should check out who said that and some other stuff they've said
January 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
you should check out who said that and some other stuff they've said
me when i see Pee Wee in a strip
December 24, 2024 at 5:28 PM
me when i see Pee Wee in a strip
(to be clear, it's a very cool jacket)
December 15, 2024 at 5:36 PM
(to be clear, it's a very cool jacket)
I replaced my last phone about 3 years ago and kept using it as an alarm until it stopped turning on a couple months ago. I still have it plugged in next to my desk
December 7, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I replaced my last phone about 3 years ago and kept using it as an alarm until it stopped turning on a couple months ago. I still have it plugged in next to my desk
*whistful sigh*
November 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
*whistful sigh*
no 69 car on record and it was accepted? literally the second rule for CA license plates is about when you can use 69
November 20, 2024 at 3:19 PM
no 69 car on record and it was accepted? literally the second rule for CA license plates is about when you can use 69