RomanProphet
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Big 'Ol Dummy just having a good time.
ハーフ。おれの日本語はあまり上手ではありません。
ハーフ。おれの日本語はあまり上手ではありません。
La Guerre de Troie n'aura pas lieu.
December 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
La Guerre de Troie n'aura pas lieu.
I owe you an apology Mr. Whitman. I was unfamiliar with your game.
December 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I owe you an apology Mr. Whitman. I was unfamiliar with your game.
I like how every less-than-common flower/plant name is either charming, descriptive stuff like 'Red Mountain Lily' and 'Fence-post Hazel', or something completely off the wall like 'THE GODDESS OF THE NIGHT' and 'THE DEVIL'S SPINE'.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I like how every less-than-common flower/plant name is either charming, descriptive stuff like 'Red Mountain Lily' and 'Fence-post Hazel', or something completely off the wall like 'THE GODDESS OF THE NIGHT' and 'THE DEVIL'S SPINE'.
I've been really enjoying Outer Worlds 2 but the one small complaint that I do have is how few of the mission titles are references to previous Sci-Fi works. That was a great little detail in the first game and I really miss it here.
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I've been really enjoying Outer Worlds 2 but the one small complaint that I do have is how few of the mission titles are references to previous Sci-Fi works. That was a great little detail in the first game and I really miss it here.
Just got a job offer. 70k per annum in my field and I don't need to sell my soul to Raytheon. I could honestly cry.
December 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Just got a job offer. 70k per annum in my field and I don't need to sell my soul to Raytheon. I could honestly cry.
Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit (ASoIaF re-read)
November 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Lord help me I'm back on my bullshit (ASoIaF re-read)
what's even the point of AI then
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
what's even the point of AI then
Baseball is so cool I wish it was real
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Baseball is so cool I wish it was real
'An X of Y and Z' is such a common template for romantasy slop book titles that it's funny to see it used in other pieces. 'A Song of Ice and Fire' is the granddaddy in Fantasy, but 'House of Sand and Fog' and 'Days of Wine and Roses' both fit the template despite their respective subject matters.
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
'An X of Y and Z' is such a common template for romantasy slop book titles that it's funny to see it used in other pieces. 'A Song of Ice and Fire' is the granddaddy in Fantasy, but 'House of Sand and Fog' and 'Days of Wine and Roses' both fit the template despite their respective subject matters.
Type Shit
A bratty reality warper with too much power and barely any restraint.
Bumped into them? Their new stress toy for a decade.
Cut past them in a queue? A germ wandering their body for a century.
Put something recyclable in the non-recycling can? No size shenanigans, that's just instant disintegration.
Bumped into them? Their new stress toy for a decade.
Cut past them in a queue? A germ wandering their body for a century.
Put something recyclable in the non-recycling can? No size shenanigans, that's just instant disintegration.
October 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Type Shit
Has any story ever actually played the 'Princess in a Tower Guarded by a Dragon is Rescued by Knight' motif totally straight?
The closest two examples I can think of are Perseus/Andromeda, and St. George. But neither of those involve a princess in captivity. They're both about imminent sacrifices.
The closest two examples I can think of are Perseus/Andromeda, and St. George. But neither of those involve a princess in captivity. They're both about imminent sacrifices.
October 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Has any story ever actually played the 'Princess in a Tower Guarded by a Dragon is Rescued by Knight' motif totally straight?
The closest two examples I can think of are Perseus/Andromeda, and St. George. But neither of those involve a princess in captivity. They're both about imminent sacrifices.
The closest two examples I can think of are Perseus/Andromeda, and St. George. But neither of those involve a princess in captivity. They're both about imminent sacrifices.
New story!
#sizesky
Local trickster deity gets a job at a maid café. Shenanigans ensue.
www.furaffinity.net/view/62511181/
#sizesky
Local trickster deity gets a job at a maid café. Shenanigans ensue.
www.furaffinity.net/view/62511181/
(Sweeter also than) Honey and the Honeycomb by RomanProphet
Yoiryu gets a job at a maid cafe. Shenanigans ensue.. . . . . Finally got around to finishing this story that I started almost two years ...
www.furaffinity.net
October 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
New story!
#sizesky
Local trickster deity gets a job at a maid café. Shenanigans ensue.
www.furaffinity.net/view/62511181/
#sizesky
Local trickster deity gets a job at a maid café. Shenanigans ensue.
www.furaffinity.net/view/62511181/
God keeps trying to rapture faithful Christians to eternal paradise and I keep swatting 'em down like Dikembe Mutombo.
September 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
God keeps trying to rapture faithful Christians to eternal paradise and I keep swatting 'em down like Dikembe Mutombo.
Reposted by RomanProphet
As someone who hates speeding I love the idea but as someone who works with software I can already feel the fear in my bones.
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.
(15 in Manhattan btw)
(15 in Manhattan btw)
There is no possible justification for limiting e-bikes to 15mph but not cars.
August 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
As someone who hates speeding I love the idea but as someone who works with software I can already feel the fear in my bones.
You can tell a lot about a fantasy setting by seeing if the average elf is slightly taller, or slightly shorter, than the average human.
August 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
You can tell a lot about a fantasy setting by seeing if the average elf is slightly taller, or slightly shorter, than the average human.
This is one of those questions that if someone solved it they could submit it for a PhD.
if you played a round 1, turn 1 royal flush in balatro with all 150 jokers present, what would be the optimal joker order to get the highest possible score for each suit
July 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This is one of those questions that if someone solved it they could submit it for a PhD.
I know that the classic 'Vizier looking to overthrow his Sultan' trope is pretty well-established but do you think a Sultan was ever like 'man my kids are all idiots I wish I could just hand the throne to my vizier when I die'?
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I know that the classic 'Vizier looking to overthrow his Sultan' trope is pretty well-established but do you think a Sultan was ever like 'man my kids are all idiots I wish I could just hand the throne to my vizier when I die'?
Realized I needed to spice up my character roster so I've decided they're all varying kinds of divorced.
Conall married a girl back home but it didn't stick so he moved to Japan to 'find himself'.
Yoi is a widower several thousand times over.
Conall married a girl back home but it didn't stick so he moved to Japan to 'find himself'.
Yoi is a widower several thousand times over.
July 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Realized I needed to spice up my character roster so I've decided they're all varying kinds of divorced.
Conall married a girl back home but it didn't stick so he moved to Japan to 'find himself'.
Yoi is a widower several thousand times over.
Conall married a girl back home but it didn't stick so he moved to Japan to 'find himself'.
Yoi is a widower several thousand times over.
This joke was hilarious fuck all y'all
*Guido Voice* Ayy, I'm immanentizing the eschaton over here!
June 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This joke was hilarious fuck all y'all
Reposted by RomanProphet
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Another person on my Patreon said ‘This is how shooting stars are made’ and I thought that was genius
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Another person on my Patreon said ‘This is how shooting stars are made’ and I thought that was genius
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November 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Patreon Commission for a member on my Patreon!
Another person on my Patreon said ‘This is how shooting stars are made’ and I thought that was genius
#gtartist #macroart #gtart #macro #macroartist #malegiant #giantmale
Another person on my Patreon said ‘This is how shooting stars are made’ and I thought that was genius
#gtartist #macroart #gtart #macro #macroartist #malegiant #giantmale