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The system is rigged.
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 AM
The system is rigged.
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That's why you never find any bones in milk.
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 PM
That's why you never find any bones in milk.
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
February 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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That explains a lot.
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
That explains a lot.
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That is so admirable.
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
That is so admirable.
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That blows my mind.
January 27, 2026 at 4:21 PM
That blows my mind.
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Top, bottom, side.
January 27, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Top, bottom, side.
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Reports indicate that ICE is withdrawing from Minnesota. Insiders tell us the agency was forced to retreat after Gregory Bovino was carried away by a small hawk that mistook him for a chihuahua.
January 26, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Reports indicate that ICE is withdrawing from Minnesota. Insiders tell us the agency was forced to retreat after Gregory Bovino was carried away by a small hawk that mistook him for a chihuahua.
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Aww shit we fin to get invaded time to learn Chinese
a red and white striped bucket of popcorn is surrounded by popcorn on a red background
ALT: a red and white striped bucket of popcorn is surrounded by popcorn on a red background
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January 20, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Aww shit we fin to get invaded time to learn Chinese
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Here it is folks, the first Low Quality Fact I ever wrote. I hope it ends up in a museum some day. Not like the Louvre, but a much worse museum.
January 19, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Here it is folks, the first Low Quality Fact I ever wrote. I hope it ends up in a museum some day. Not like the Louvre, but a much worse museum.
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Astronomy is so fascinating.
January 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Astronomy is so fascinating.
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That makes sense.
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
That makes sense.
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We can make more words. Porange. Florange. Shorange.
January 14, 2026 at 8:28 PM
We can make more words. Porange. Florange. Shorange.
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Sorry Kentucky.
January 14, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Sorry Kentucky.
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That's helpful to know.
January 12, 2026 at 7:26 PM
That's helpful to know.