So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.

NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.

Hi, I’m God.

Twitter is basically the used condom of social media.

It feels nice to not have to scroll quickly past all the fake blue checks pooping at the top of all my comments.

I’m here to stay.

Good morning 😊

Is it just me or does everyone immediately dislike any cyber truck on the road and its driver

I warned you there'd be dad jokes.

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

alright idk what i’m doing here but it beats twitter