Rohita Kadambi
@rohitakadambi.bsky.social
Writer - Comedian
Bylines: Betches, McSweeneys, The New Yorker
Finalist: Warner Brothers Access Comedic Voices
Bylines: Betches, McSweeneys, The New Yorker
Finalist: Warner Brothers Access Comedic Voices
Who is old enough to remember this hussy?
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Who is old enough to remember this hussy?
“A Diddler on the roof? Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…”
August 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
“A Diddler on the roof? Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…”
Millennials wearing business casual to the club
February 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Millennials wearing business casual to the club
Tell me this is not the love child of Ben Gross and Paxton Hall-Yoshida
December 10, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Tell me this is not the love child of Ben Gross and Paxton Hall-Yoshida
Need to hear him say “Luigi Mangione"
December 9, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Need to hear him say “Luigi Mangione"
So what you’re saying is, the cakes have to hold space for defying gravity?
December 5, 2024 at 1:13 AM
So what you’re saying is, the cakes have to hold space for defying gravity?
A millennial who is also somehow in her 90s
December 4, 2024 at 4:39 PM
A millennial who is also somehow in her 90s
A pardon would be Shahmazing
December 2, 2024 at 4:41 PM
A pardon would be Shahmazing
“Mom, I frew up”
December 2, 2024 at 4:24 PM
“Mom, I frew up”
Being 35 in a musical is so funny because you can be a college freshman, a retired father of seven, or (most realistically) a guy having an existential crisis at his birthday party.
November 30, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Being 35 in a musical is so funny because you can be a college freshman, a retired father of seven, or (most realistically) a guy having an existential crisis at his birthday party.
When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:
November 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:
RIP, Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved “Wicked” (2024)
![Tweet from @RobbieHand •1/30/23
I ocasionally remember that Stephen Sondheim died of horniness for Jonathan Bailey
"quite open as a human being. I love him." [57][791 Marianne Elliott recalled that Sondheim was enamored with Bailey. [11] Three days before the composer died in 2021, Elliott told him that Bailey would be starring in the play Cock. Sondheim
"literally stopped in his tracks, closed his eyes, put his hand on his chest and said, 'Be still my beating heart,'" Elliott recounted. (11]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/bafkreihtn37ahyognsyti2ad5rtbz5pubpdekhyrsz6mcdfxpyitnzhcpe@jpeg)
November 23, 2024 at 4:20 AM
RIP, Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved “Wicked” (2024)
Gravity hates to see her coming
November 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Gravity hates to see her coming
Gilmore Girls is so funny because what do you mean a Whiffenpoof married a Smith College graduate and neither of them are gay?
November 20, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Gilmore Girls is so funny because what do you mean a Whiffenpoof married a Smith College graduate and neither of them are gay?
If I think about it, my favorite genre
November 18, 2024 at 8:53 PM
If I think about it, my favorite genre
Close enough. Welcome back, Bradley Jackson.
November 18, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Close enough. Welcome back, Bradley Jackson.
those cancelled tv shows you’ll never stop thinking about
November 17, 2024 at 9:14 PM
those cancelled tv shows you’ll never stop thinking about
A CHI hair straightener hates to see them coming
November 17, 2024 at 8:58 PM
A CHI hair straightener hates to see them coming
Age Of Innocence (1993) is the best Scorsese and I will die on this hill
November 17, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Age Of Innocence (1993) is the best Scorsese and I will die on this hill
Carol (2015) but she’s married to Ross
November 17, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Carol (2015) but she’s married to Ross
Pop culture/political takes that regularly got 100k+ likes
November 17, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Pop culture/political takes that regularly got 100k+ likes
Me on Bluesky, so far
November 17, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Me on Bluesky, so far
In a just world, we’d have a third Barb & Star movie coming out with a fourth slated for production.
November 15, 2024 at 3:26 PM
In a just world, we’d have a third Barb & Star movie coming out with a fourth slated for production.
Conclave but for Sexiest Man Alive
November 15, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Conclave but for Sexiest Man Alive
Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…
November 14, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…