Rohita Kadambi
@rohitakadambi.bsky.social
Writer - Comedian
Bylines: Betches, McSweeneys, The New Yorker
Finalist: Warner Brothers Access Comedic Voices
Bylines: Betches, McSweeneys, The New Yorker
Finalist: Warner Brothers Access Comedic Voices
Who is old enough to remember this hussy?
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Who is old enough to remember this hussy?
“A Diddler on the roof? Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…”
August 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
“A Diddler on the roof? Sounds crazy, no? But here in our village of Anatevka…”
Can’t take someone named Benson Boone seriously. Those are the names of beagles from the same litter.
February 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Can’t take someone named Benson Boone seriously. Those are the names of beagles from the same litter.
Millennials wearing business casual to the club
February 3, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Millennials wearing business casual to the club
*Extremely Cole Porter Voice*
🎶It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s DiGiorno”🎶
🎶It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s DiGiorno”🎶
December 14, 2024 at 6:32 PM
*Extremely Cole Porter Voice*
🎶It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s DiGiorno”🎶
🎶It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s DiGiorno”🎶
Tell me this is not the love child of Ben Gross and Paxton Hall-Yoshida
December 10, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Tell me this is not the love child of Ben Gross and Paxton Hall-Yoshida
Need to hear him say “Luigi Mangione"
December 9, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Need to hear him say “Luigi Mangione"
So what you’re saying is, the cakes have to hold space for defying gravity?
December 5, 2024 at 1:13 AM
So what you’re saying is, the cakes have to hold space for defying gravity?
A millennial who is also somehow in her 90s
December 4, 2024 at 4:39 PM
A millennial who is also somehow in her 90s
A pardon would be Shahmazing
December 2, 2024 at 4:41 PM
A pardon would be Shahmazing
“Mom, I frew up”
December 2, 2024 at 4:24 PM
“Mom, I frew up”
Waiting on my mental health diagnosis (Spotify Wrapped)
December 2, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Waiting on my mental health diagnosis (Spotify Wrapped)
I think if Joe Biden is your dad, you deserve to have a little crack as a treat.
December 2, 2024 at 2:27 PM
I think if Joe Biden is your dad, you deserve to have a little crack as a treat.
Being 35 in a musical is so funny because you can be a college freshman, a retired father of seven, or (most realistically) a guy having an existential crisis at his birthday party.
November 30, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Being 35 in a musical is so funny because you can be a college freshman, a retired father of seven, or (most realistically) a guy having an existential crisis at his birthday party.
When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:
November 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
When I tweeted this, I had 18 followers and the Wicked movie was a lie/fever dream so let’s try it again under new circumstances:
I love Wicked because of the fantasy that I, a 35-year-old, could be a college freshmen with other hot 35-year-olds.
November 26, 2024 at 12:55 PM
I love Wicked because of the fantasy that I, a 35-year-old, could be a college freshmen with other hot 35-year-olds.
RIP, Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved “Wicked” (2024)
![Tweet from @RobbieHand •1/30/23
I ocasionally remember that Stephen Sondheim died of horniness for Jonathan Bailey
"quite open as a human being. I love him." [57][791 Marianne Elliott recalled that Sondheim was enamored with Bailey. [11] Three days before the composer died in 2021, Elliott told him that Bailey would be starring in the play Cock. Sondheim
"literally stopped in his tracks, closed his eyes, put his hand on his chest and said, 'Be still my beating heart,'" Elliott recounted. (11]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k647lclhfpsil7l42eupfwlz/bafkreihtn37ahyognsyti2ad5rtbz5pubpdekhyrsz6mcdfxpyitnzhcpe@jpeg)
November 23, 2024 at 4:20 AM
RIP, Stephen Sondheim, you would have loved “Wicked” (2024)
Gravity hates to see her coming
November 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Gravity hates to see her coming
🎶becaaaaaaaauuuuuuuse I knew you, I have left x for good🎶💚🩷
curious who else has left x for good?
November 22, 2024 at 8:50 PM
🎶becaaaaaaaauuuuuuuse I knew you, I have left x for good🎶💚🩷
Jonathan Bailey is like pure sodium the way he can have explosive chemistry with a glass of water.
November 22, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Jonathan Bailey is like pure sodium the way he can have explosive chemistry with a glass of water.
BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Lydia Tár to direct the National Endowment for the Arts
November 21, 2024 at 7:46 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Lydia Tár to direct the National Endowment for the Arts
Gilmore Girls is so funny because what do you mean a Whiffenpoof married a Smith College graduate and neither of them are gay?
November 20, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Gilmore Girls is so funny because what do you mean a Whiffenpoof married a Smith College graduate and neither of them are gay?
We don’t need “leftist Joe Rogan.” We need country-pop to be anti-bootlicker again.
November 20, 2024 at 1:50 AM
We don’t need “leftist Joe Rogan.” We need country-pop to be anti-bootlicker again.
I spent my childhood watching “The Sound of Music” (1965) and “Cabaret”(1972) so I really thought the rise of fascism would have more showtunes.
November 19, 2024 at 4:27 PM
I spent my childhood watching “The Sound of Music” (1965) and “Cabaret”(1972) so I really thought the rise of fascism would have more showtunes.
If I think about it, my favorite genre
November 18, 2024 at 8:53 PM
If I think about it, my favorite genre