GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse

ME IN 2025: ah, okay

Trump would have had a giant meltdown on public view. He’s notoriously thin-skinned. 215 hecklers in a row would have irreparably spun him out. What a lost opportunity for the American republic.

I’m only on chapter 7, but I wish there were more women. So far Lobelia Sackville-Baggins has been the only female voice. She’s not exactly doing us proud.