GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse

ME IN 2025: ah, okay

Pro-tip: marry someone who enjoys singing with you. Your objective level of talent, individually or collectively, is not a factor here. Is it great fun? Do you let your full voice out as a shared experience in a judgment-free zone together? Oooh, what a joy.

If the Democrats just followed Rep. Green’s brave example and each popped up one by one to keep shouting protests, each getting dragged out by the sergeant-at-arms on live television, making noise until not one Democrat was left in the Chamber…

If I wouldn’t take your advice, I damned sure won’t be taking your criticism. ✌️

I have never once felt threatened, unsafe, or any type of uncomfortable from having people outside my gender identity or physical anatomy share a public bathroom. I don’t know who the men yelling about this think they are protecting with this demonstrably false narrative, but it definitely ain’t me.

This is niche, but I’m reading The Fellowship of the Ring for the first time.c and so far I get the impression that Tom Bombadill is the Tolkien equivalent of “Adventure Time”’s Magic Man. Which is to say, eff that guy.