US Senator Dr. Roger "Doc" Marshall MD, OB/GYN (parody)
@rogermarshall.bsky.social
God-fearing, Denver Bronco loving, MAGA-conversative US Senator from the great state of Florida. Parody
I am proud to state that it is only us Pro-Life MAGA Republicans who have the courage to support this legislation to ban dangerous hydroxic acid from our tap water
April 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I am proud to state that it is only us Pro-Life MAGA Republicans who have the courage to support this legislation to ban dangerous hydroxic acid from our tap water
Why ivermectin? Because it's a wonder drug!! I've been taking it daily for the last 5 years, and it has greatly improved my health. Sure, there are some negative side effects, like explosive diarrhea, but i've had no intestinal worms from all the raw meat I eat, and that's a miracle in and of itself
March 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Why ivermectin? Because it's a wonder drug!! I've been taking it daily for the last 5 years, and it has greatly improved my health. Sure, there are some negative side effects, like explosive diarrhea, but i've had no intestinal worms from all the raw meat I eat, and that's a miracle in and of itself
How DARE you spread this radical LEFTIST, Communist defamatory hoax. I am NOT a senator for the state of Kansas, I am a Senator for the state of Florida, which is where I live. I request an immediate retraction on this false smear campaign
March 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
How DARE you spread this radical LEFTIST, Communist defamatory hoax. I am NOT a senator for the state of Kansas, I am a Senator for the state of Florida, which is where I live. I request an immediate retraction on this false smear campaign
The reason why nobody is there is because some radical left socialist poisoned our raw milk supply, causing us all to get very sick. Ivermectin is obviously a cure for everything, but the pharmacy couldn't keep up with our 53kg/day usage, so we're out of that
February 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The reason why nobody is there is because some radical left socialist poisoned our raw milk supply, causing us all to get very sick. Ivermectin is obviously a cure for everything, but the pharmacy couldn't keep up with our 53kg/day usage, so we're out of that
- Awarding Sarasota, Florida resident Roger Wayne Marshall with the Medal of Honor and the Congressional Gold Medal, and providing permanent lifelong income tax relief for Roger and all of his children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren
February 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
- Awarding Sarasota, Florida resident Roger Wayne Marshall with the Medal of Honor and the Congressional Gold Medal, and providing permanent lifelong income tax relief for Roger and all of his children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren
- Authorizing the construction of and providing funding for 17,000,000 ivermectin factories, all of which are to be located in the former state of "Wyoming"
- Ending the 'Operation Featherwing' drone surveillance program (commonly known as "birds")
- Ending the 'Operation Featherwing' drone surveillance program (commonly known as "birds")
February 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
- Authorizing the construction of and providing funding for 17,000,000 ivermectin factories, all of which are to be located in the former state of "Wyoming"
- Ending the 'Operation Featherwing' drone surveillance program (commonly known as "birds")
- Ending the 'Operation Featherwing' drone surveillance program (commonly known as "birds")
- Legalizing and encouraging use of alternative medicine including but not limited to bloodletting, essential oils, sorcery, magic Jedi healing powers, detoxes, jean dye, coffee enemas, and tobacco smoking
- Legalizing and encouraging consumption of raw meat and milk
- Legalizing and encouraging consumption of raw meat and milk
February 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
- Legalizing and encouraging use of alternative medicine including but not limited to bloodletting, essential oils, sorcery, magic Jedi healing powers, detoxes, jean dye, coffee enemas, and tobacco smoking
- Legalizing and encouraging consumption of raw meat and milk
- Legalizing and encouraging consumption of raw meat and milk
- Guaranteeing easy exit and entry for American citizens travelling abroad to obtain affordable healthcare in foreign countries
- Abolishing the DOE, EPA, FDA, CDC, KU School of Medicine, HHS, the State of "Wyoming", and the Treasury department
- Authorizing military action against Sierra Leone
- Abolishing the DOE, EPA, FDA, CDC, KU School of Medicine, HHS, the State of "Wyoming", and the Treasury department
- Authorizing military action against Sierra Leone
February 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
- Guaranteeing easy exit and entry for American citizens travelling abroad to obtain affordable healthcare in foreign countries
- Abolishing the DOE, EPA, FDA, CDC, KU School of Medicine, HHS, the State of "Wyoming", and the Treasury department
- Authorizing military action against Sierra Leone
- Abolishing the DOE, EPA, FDA, CDC, KU School of Medicine, HHS, the State of "Wyoming", and the Treasury department
- Authorizing military action against Sierra Leone
I will have you no that I graduatde topp of my klass from the prestigus Marshall Homsechooling Academy, meaning i am a very smart individual
February 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I will have you no that I graduatde topp of my klass from the prestigus Marshall Homsechooling Academy, meaning i am a very smart individual
Wrong. I believe you are thinking of our other US Senator, Jerry Moron
February 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Wrong. I believe you are thinking of our other US Senator, Jerry Moron
I miss Harry Johnson.
February 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I miss Harry Johnson.
Lies. Not once have I supported legislation to ban people from getting quality healthcare in Canada, Mexico, or Europe, just like me and my family do. For example, I was sick for the last several weeks after somebody poisoned my raw milk and am now much better after getting healthcare down in Mexico
January 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Lies. Not once have I supported legislation to ban people from getting quality healthcare in Canada, Mexico, or Europe, just like me and my family do. For example, I was sick for the last several weeks after somebody poisoned my raw milk and am now much better after getting healthcare down in Mexico
It was never about national security. As I have said before and will say again, I voted to ban TikTok because queer people are on the platform
January 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It was never about national security. As I have said before and will say again, I voted to ban TikTok because queer people are on the platform
We're going to Make Tuberculosis Great Again
January 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
We're going to Make Tuberculosis Great Again
The woke, radical left demoncrats are trying to ban me from drinking milk, from reading racist Dr. Seuss books, and from running my neighbor over with my car. I'm fighting tooth and nail to stop this commie government overreach and protect our basic, God-given rights. I don't hate freedom, I love it
November 25, 2024 at 1:30 AM
The woke, radical left demoncrats are trying to ban me from drinking milk, from reading racist Dr. Seuss books, and from running my neighbor over with my car. I'm fighting tooth and nail to stop this commie government overreach and protect our basic, God-given rights. I don't hate freedom, I love it
I never got my medical license, actually. I just slipped the regulatory authorities a couple G's to look the other way
November 22, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I never got my medical license, actually. I just slipped the regulatory authorities a couple G's to look the other way
Why would we bring back the fillibuster for SCOTUS appoitnments? If the fillibuster existed for that, then we wouldn't have enough votes to confirm Sen. Ted Cruz, Alina Habba, or War Criminal Ben Netanyahu when President Trump (the greatest President of all time) nominates all of them for SCOTUS
November 22, 2024 at 11:04 PM
Why would we bring back the fillibuster for SCOTUS appoitnments? If the fillibuster existed for that, then we wouldn't have enough votes to confirm Sen. Ted Cruz, Alina Habba, or War Criminal Ben Netanyahu when President Trump (the greatest President of all time) nominates all of them for SCOTUS
Matt Gaetz will end the weaponization of the Justice Department, such as by quashing impending "attempted vehicular manslaughter" charges against sitting US Senators, while at the same time bringing back competency to the DOJ by prosecuting Fauci, Biden, Pelosi, Sharice Davids, Laura Kelly, etc
November 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Matt Gaetz will end the weaponization of the Justice Department, such as by quashing impending "attempted vehicular manslaughter" charges against sitting US Senators, while at the same time bringing back competency to the DOJ by prosecuting Fauci, Biden, Pelosi, Sharice Davids, Laura Kelly, etc
I strongly encourage all of my fellow God-fearing, Trump-loving patriots to write in Donald J. Trump for EVERY single position
November 5, 2024 at 8:36 PM
I strongly encourage all of my fellow God-fearing, Trump-loving patriots to write in Donald J. Trump for EVERY single position
This is not true. I have seen his birth certificate. It is actually spelled "Jorkkken Dapeanus"
November 1, 2024 at 3:13 AM
This is not true. I have seen his birth certificate. It is actually spelled "Jorkkken Dapeanus"