🚨 ATTENTION ALL KANSANS 🚨

I will be holding several town hall meetings in Kansas on April 31.

Here's the locations:

Goodland LDS Church @ 2:30 A.M.

Great Bend School for the Blind and Deaf @ 5:15 A.M.

Cozy Inn Mural (Salina) @ 12:30 P.M.

Pittsburg Church of Scientology @ 11:45 P.M.

For many years, the radical socialist left has been murdering millions of people by poisoning our water supply with a dangerous and addictive chemical called hydroxic acid. Soon, this vile evil will stop as I have introduced a bill to ban all hydroxic acid from our water supply.

For far too long Americans have been paying way too much for healthcare in the US due to Big Pharma's price gouging. That is why today I have introduced the HEALTH Act. The HEALTH Act will be a revolutionary and great change to the American healthcare system. It's provisions include:

I would like to wish a huge congratulations to @mattgertz.bsky.social for being President Donald Trump's pick for Attorney General. Matt has been an extremely close friend of mine for many, many years now and we've only gotten closer ever since I moved here to Florida and became his neighbor

As a true, Trump-loving patriot, I know that Donald J. Trump causes the shitlibs to cry profusely. That is why, today, to Make The Shitlibs Scared Again, I wrote in Donald Trump for every single position. Sheriff? Donald Trump. President/VP? Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr. US House? Donald Trump

I am honored to announce that the band Brojob has written a song about me! I would highly recommend y'all to check it out, this is truly a masterpiece