Rodney Lacroix
@rodlacroix.bsky.social
Disappointing people since 1968. Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books. He currently writes on Medium and has made tens of dollars through all his efforts.
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Wanna feel old?
One year ago, Jon Bon Jovi was on the cover of AARP Magazine.
One year ago, Jon Bon Jovi was on the cover of AARP Magazine.
June 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Wanna feel old?
One year ago, Jon Bon Jovi was on the cover of AARP Magazine.
One year ago, Jon Bon Jovi was on the cover of AARP Magazine.
Trump and Elon divorce stuck on who gets legal custody of this photo.
June 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Trump and Elon divorce stuck on who gets legal custody of this photo.
I feel like I’ve stumbled upon Duolingo After Dark.
June 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
I feel like I’ve stumbled upon Duolingo After Dark.
Quite possibly the greatest playlist title of all time.
May 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Quite possibly the greatest playlist title of all time.
Not sure Home Depot thought through the tagline of their app.
May 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Not sure Home Depot thought through the tagline of their app.
Me: I don’t think I could hate watching the news more.
The news:
The news:
May 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Me: I don’t think I could hate watching the news more.
The news:
The news:
Me: What is the opposite of Right Whale Day? Is it Wrong Whale Day or Left Whale Day?
Wife: Do you ever shut off?
Wife: Do you ever shut off?
April 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Me: What is the opposite of Right Whale Day? Is it Wrong Whale Day or Left Whale Day?
Wife: Do you ever shut off?
Wife: Do you ever shut off?
JD Vance shown holding the original 15 Commandments.
April 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
JD Vance shown holding the original 15 Commandments.
Now I’m at the Greek lesson where we talk about bartenders.
April 22, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Now I’m at the Greek lesson where we talk about bartenders.
I legit thought that was Walton Goggins on the right.
April 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I legit thought that was Walton Goggins on the right.
Wife: What should I crochet next?
Me: Oooh make one of the dragons from Game of Thrones.
Wife:
Me: Oooh make one of the dragons from Game of Thrones.
Wife:
April 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Wife: What should I crochet next?
Me: Oooh make one of the dragons from Game of Thrones.
Wife:
Me: Oooh make one of the dragons from Game of Thrones.
Wife:
Wife: You seem a little stressed.
Me:
Me:
April 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Wife: You seem a little stressed.
Me:
Me:
Now I’m at the Greek lesson where we discuss how I handle stress.
April 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Now I’m at the Greek lesson where we discuss how I handle stress.
The perfect vanity plate doesn’t exis-
April 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The perfect vanity plate doesn’t exis-
Now I’m at the French lesson where we talk about how the tariffs are affecting the stock market.
April 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Now I’m at the French lesson where we talk about how the tariffs are affecting the stock market.
Are we liberated yet?
April 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Are we liberated yet?
Pretty sure Trump signed the Executive Order "Bawitdaba."
April 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Pretty sure Trump signed the Executive Order "Bawitdaba."
Now I’m at the Greek lesson where I explain why I was kicked out of the zoo.
March 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Now I’m at the Greek lesson where I explain why I was kicked out of the zoo.
So much red on the Yahoo Finance page that it looks like it is the latest case of measles.
March 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
So much red on the Yahoo Finance page that it looks like it is the latest case of measles.
I would rather have my eyes held open with forks during a marathon of Dr. Pimple Popper than watch 30 seconds of this show.
March 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I would rather have my eyes held open with forks during a marathon of Dr. Pimple Popper than watch 30 seconds of this show.
Them: A/S/L?
Pete: 44/M/DC oh and also we are bombing Yemen tomorrow
Pete: 44/M/DC oh and also we are bombing Yemen tomorrow
March 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Them: A/S/L?
Pete: 44/M/DC oh and also we are bombing Yemen tomorrow
Pete: 44/M/DC oh and also we are bombing Yemen tomorrow
Weird coincidence but I’ve been saying “F 47” since he got elected.
March 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Weird coincidence but I’ve been saying “F 47” since he got elected.
I like how Duolingo teaches the most commonly used phrases.
March 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I like how Duolingo teaches the most commonly used phrases.
People are saying the footage of the astronaut's return has AI-generated dolphins but I think they're legit.
March 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
People are saying the footage of the astronaut's return has AI-generated dolphins but I think they're legit.