Rod Gillis
rodgillis.bsky.social
Rod Gillis
@rodgillis.bsky.social
My elbows are up when my pants aren’t down.
First thought when I read this:
January 17, 2026 at 3:36 PM
A paramedic friend told me if you call an ambulance tell the dispatcher the victim is unconscious. You’ll go right to the front of the line.
January 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I mean sure, I might get emphysema or lung cancer but have you taken a whiff of that funk???
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Do you ever wonder if that smell is why all our parents used to smoke?
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Compare your meter with the bill and take pics. I shut down the cottage in October and took a pic. My November “estimated” bill was way off
December 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It is here at The Citadel where General Wolfe defeated Montcalm at the Battle of the Somme
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I just use the online bill payment function. No extra fees and no one has my bank info.
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Last year for Christmas I had a Jehovah’s Witness advent calendar. There’s no chocolate just behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Nothing says thankful like cursing out a minimum wage employees for inefficiencies they have no control over.
October 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sadly you could set this to auto post at 5:00 am every day and it would work.
September 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Nepo baby+Can Con= Sheee’sss ssoooo hiigh above me
July 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A friend of ours bought a different DIY mom house. The quality of work was definitely DIY.
July 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Reposted by Rod Gillis
DIY mom happened
July 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The new car A pillars are ridiculously fat. Whether for airbags or greater rollover protection I’m not sure but get in an 80s car and it’s like they’re toothpicks in comparison.
June 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM