🔞Blitzø🔞
@rodeoblitz555.bsky.social
Mun is 30+
portrayal:
Semi-lewd/mostly SFW
Semi-canon
Crack/literate RP
Pansexual
Cuss words/offensive
Blunt-ness
Response time varies
DM's are CLOSED due to high volume messages!
Entertainment purposes. NO MINORS! some arts and concepts are not mine.
portrayal:
Semi-lewd/mostly SFW
Semi-canon
Crack/literate RP
Pansexual
Cuss words/offensive
Blunt-ness
Response time varies
DM's are CLOSED due to high volume messages!
Entertainment purposes. NO MINORS! some arts and concepts are not mine.
What say you about sending the October magazine early to I.M.P? I dont want to run out of the pumpkin bombs this year.. IT. IS. A. MUST! The crew loves 'Target Confetti' everywhere if you catch my drift~
July 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What say you about sending the October magazine early to I.M.P? I dont want to run out of the pumpkin bombs this year.. IT. IS. A. MUST! The crew loves 'Target Confetti' everywhere if you catch my drift~
Fan-fuckin' tastic, i'm telling you! Those AK's came in handy for the last client we had.
HOOHOH boy, those were some kick ass precise weapons in our last order we got.
OH! Got a question for ya since... you know, you love us so much and all..
And we ARE one of your best customers, so..
🐴->
HOOHOH boy, those were some kick ass precise weapons in our last order we got.
OH! Got a question for ya since... you know, you love us so much and all..
And we ARE one of your best customers, so..
🐴->
July 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Fan-fuckin' tastic, i'm telling you! Those AK's came in handy for the last client we had.
HOOHOH boy, those were some kick ass precise weapons in our last order we got.
OH! Got a question for ya since... you know, you love us so much and all..
And we ARE one of your best customers, so..
🐴->
HOOHOH boy, those were some kick ass precise weapons in our last order we got.
OH! Got a question for ya since... you know, you love us so much and all..
And we ARE one of your best customers, so..
🐴->
HAAY, 'Miney! Doin' a follow up on my daughter there. I sent her with the cash to settle I.M.P's debt~
You did get it, didn't you?
*absent mindedly he began making toothpick figurines of his co-workers*.
You did get it, didn't you?
*absent mindedly he began making toothpick figurines of his co-workers*.
July 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
HAAY, 'Miney! Doin' a follow up on my daughter there. I sent her with the cash to settle I.M.P's debt~
You did get it, didn't you?
*absent mindedly he began making toothpick figurines of his co-workers*.
You did get it, didn't you?
*absent mindedly he began making toothpick figurines of his co-workers*.
You didnt...
A UNICORN IS A HORSE!
....
*he cant believe it*
A horse.. WITH. Magical. POWERS?! Tell me isn't true!!
A UNICORN IS A HORSE!
....
*he cant believe it*
A horse.. WITH. Magical. POWERS?! Tell me isn't true!!
July 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You didnt...
A UNICORN IS A HORSE!
....
*he cant believe it*
A horse.. WITH. Magical. POWERS?! Tell me isn't true!!
A UNICORN IS A HORSE!
....
*he cant believe it*
A horse.. WITH. Magical. POWERS?! Tell me isn't true!!
Whats this i'm hearing about?
What 'Mythical Creature'?
...
What 'Mythical Creature'?
...
July 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Whats this i'm hearing about?
What 'Mythical Creature'?
...
What 'Mythical Creature'?
...
Gru, The fuck- is that you?! 😱
(Looks good though! 🤣Must feel great in all this 100 degree heat)
(Looks good though! 🤣Must feel great in all this 100 degree heat)
a cartoon character from the movie despicable me is flexing his muscles on a stage .
ALT: a cartoon character from the movie despicable me is flexing his muscles on a stage .
media.tenor.com
July 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Gru, The fuck- is that you?! 😱
(Looks good though! 🤣Must feel great in all this 100 degree heat)
(Looks good though! 🤣Must feel great in all this 100 degree heat)
Too busy for words.
But words are all i have to explain shit, so.. busy?
*his tail tip thumped happily as he was hugged.*
What've you been up to in the wides of Hell?
But words are all i have to explain shit, so.. busy?
*his tail tip thumped happily as he was hugged.*
What've you been up to in the wides of Hell?
June 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Too busy for words.
But words are all i have to explain shit, so.. busy?
*his tail tip thumped happily as he was hugged.*
What've you been up to in the wides of Hell?
But words are all i have to explain shit, so.. busy?
*his tail tip thumped happily as he was hugged.*
What've you been up to in the wides of Hell?
*he smiled as he was pulled into the side hug*
Love ya too, sweetie. Don't you forget that neither!
*cue impish snuggles and him being happy he even got to spend time with her in the first place. Nah, he wouldnt trade this for the world.*
Love ya too, sweetie. Don't you forget that neither!
*cue impish snuggles and him being happy he even got to spend time with her in the first place. Nah, he wouldnt trade this for the world.*
June 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
*he smiled as he was pulled into the side hug*
Love ya too, sweetie. Don't you forget that neither!
*cue impish snuggles and him being happy he even got to spend time with her in the first place. Nah, he wouldnt trade this for the world.*
Love ya too, sweetie. Don't you forget that neither!
*cue impish snuggles and him being happy he even got to spend time with her in the first place. Nah, he wouldnt trade this for the world.*
*cue a small chuckle, hoping to lighten the mood with no hard feelings*
Point is, Loony.. everybody's got their bullshit squared one way or another. Broken bones and all, i'll still be here~
Point is, Loony.. everybody's got their bullshit squared one way or another. Broken bones and all, i'll still be here~
June 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
*cue a small chuckle, hoping to lighten the mood with no hard feelings*
Point is, Loony.. everybody's got their bullshit squared one way or another. Broken bones and all, i'll still be here~
Point is, Loony.. everybody's got their bullshit squared one way or another. Broken bones and all, i'll still be here~
*he smiled a bit and gave a soft sigh*
Funny story?
This bitch *he pointed to himself* knows what that feels like. To be angry. Wanting to show it. Except I took it out on my relationships while you took it out on my furniture
🐴->
Funny story?
This bitch *he pointed to himself* knows what that feels like. To be angry. Wanting to show it. Except I took it out on my relationships while you took it out on my furniture
🐴->
June 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
*he smiled a bit and gave a soft sigh*
Funny story?
This bitch *he pointed to himself* knows what that feels like. To be angry. Wanting to show it. Except I took it out on my relationships while you took it out on my furniture
🐴->
Funny story?
This bitch *he pointed to himself* knows what that feels like. To be angry. Wanting to show it. Except I took it out on my relationships while you took it out on my furniture
🐴->
Eh. Bolted the furniture 'cuz you went through that faze of liking to throw shit out windows. Not because i thought you were a monster..
So i just.. dealt with it. Maybe kinda.. knew you were misunderstood. Kinda like me?
*he nuzzled her arm looking up at her*
Always got your back sweetie!
So i just.. dealt with it. Maybe kinda.. knew you were misunderstood. Kinda like me?
*he nuzzled her arm looking up at her*
Always got your back sweetie!
June 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Eh. Bolted the furniture 'cuz you went through that faze of liking to throw shit out windows. Not because i thought you were a monster..
So i just.. dealt with it. Maybe kinda.. knew you were misunderstood. Kinda like me?
*he nuzzled her arm looking up at her*
Always got your back sweetie!
So i just.. dealt with it. Maybe kinda.. knew you were misunderstood. Kinda like me?
*he nuzzled her arm looking up at her*
Always got your back sweetie!
*he blinked slowly*
I.. well, i'm not scared of you~
*he offered a smile as he wiggled closer and leaned his head on her arm.*
In fact? You're my favourite! Don't let those snot-nose pissants give you the what-for.
They don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about.
I.. well, i'm not scared of you~
*he offered a smile as he wiggled closer and leaned his head on her arm.*
In fact? You're my favourite! Don't let those snot-nose pissants give you the what-for.
They don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about.
June 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
*he blinked slowly*
I.. well, i'm not scared of you~
*he offered a smile as he wiggled closer and leaned his head on her arm.*
In fact? You're my favourite! Don't let those snot-nose pissants give you the what-for.
They don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about.
I.. well, i'm not scared of you~
*he offered a smile as he wiggled closer and leaned his head on her arm.*
In fact? You're my favourite! Don't let those snot-nose pissants give you the what-for.
They don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about.
*is tacklehugged!!*
Holyshit!
Well hello to you too, Bee~! Missed me much?
Holyshit!
Well hello to you too, Bee~! Missed me much?
June 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
*is tacklehugged!!*
Holyshit!
Well hello to you too, Bee~! Missed me much?
Holyshit!
Well hello to you too, Bee~! Missed me much?
*sits beside her*
.... those dumbasses botherin' you again, Loons?
.... those dumbasses botherin' you again, Loons?
June 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
*sits beside her*
.... those dumbasses botherin' you again, Loons?
.... those dumbasses botherin' you again, Loons?
No FUCKIN' way! You're still kickin' around?!!!
*cue a flying imp HUG!*
You don't know how much i've MISSED you!
*cue a flying imp HUG!*
You don't know how much i've MISSED you!
June 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
No FUCKIN' way! You're still kickin' around?!!!
*cue a flying imp HUG!*
You don't know how much i've MISSED you!
*cue a flying imp HUG!*
You don't know how much i've MISSED you!
✦Drink: coffee & cherry pepsi
✦Food: eggplant parm
✦Pets: 9 dogs
✦Relationship: too scared to be abused again 😰 (single)
✦Food: eggplant parm
✦Pets: 9 dogs
✦Relationship: too scared to be abused again 😰 (single)
June 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
✦Drink: coffee & cherry pepsi
✦Food: eggplant parm
✦Pets: 9 dogs
✦Relationship: too scared to be abused again 😰 (single)
✦Food: eggplant parm
✦Pets: 9 dogs
✦Relationship: too scared to be abused again 😰 (single)
*his eyes softened.*
To be honest? I..
Don't even know i'd of taken the news well back then either.
*he sighed softly as he leaned his cheek on Stolas's head.*
Wouldn't change a thing.
Well.. maybe one thing..and if I could fix every damn broken piece of this whole puzzle, i would..
To be honest? I..
Don't even know i'd of taken the news well back then either.
*he sighed softly as he leaned his cheek on Stolas's head.*
Wouldn't change a thing.
Well.. maybe one thing..and if I could fix every damn broken piece of this whole puzzle, i would..
May 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
*his eyes softened.*
To be honest? I..
Don't even know i'd of taken the news well back then either.
*he sighed softly as he leaned his cheek on Stolas's head.*
Wouldn't change a thing.
Well.. maybe one thing..and if I could fix every damn broken piece of this whole puzzle, i would..
To be honest? I..
Don't even know i'd of taken the news well back then either.
*he sighed softly as he leaned his cheek on Stolas's head.*
Wouldn't change a thing.
Well.. maybe one thing..and if I could fix every damn broken piece of this whole puzzle, i would..
I say it not enough or too much but..
Thank you..
Thank you..
May 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I say it not enough or too much but..
Thank you..
Thank you..
*he smiled as he felt the weight of Stolas's head on his shoulder*
At least ya didn't get stuck with some rando-psycho-bitch threatening rent every two minutes.
*he chuckled lifting a hand to gently comb through the soft feathers
On Stolas's head.*
.. i dont know if ..
At least ya didn't get stuck with some rando-psycho-bitch threatening rent every two minutes.
*he chuckled lifting a hand to gently comb through the soft feathers
On Stolas's head.*
.. i dont know if ..
May 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
*he smiled as he felt the weight of Stolas's head on his shoulder*
At least ya didn't get stuck with some rando-psycho-bitch threatening rent every two minutes.
*he chuckled lifting a hand to gently comb through the soft feathers
On Stolas's head.*
.. i dont know if ..
At least ya didn't get stuck with some rando-psycho-bitch threatening rent every two minutes.
*he chuckled lifting a hand to gently comb through the soft feathers
On Stolas's head.*
.. i dont know if ..
*he took out his cell phone from his suit pocket.*
I'm no halfway bitch, if i'm in, i'm IN.
I'm no halfway bitch, if i'm in, i'm IN.
May 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
*he took out his cell phone from his suit pocket.*
I'm no halfway bitch, if i'm in, i'm IN.
I'm no halfway bitch, if i'm in, i'm IN.