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rodeoblitz555.bsky.social
🔞Blitzø🔞
@rodeoblitz555.bsky.social
Mun is 30+
portrayal:
Semi-lewd/mostly SFW
Semi-canon
Crack/literate RP
Pansexual
Cuss words/offensive
Blunt-ness
Response time varies

DM's are CLOSED due to high volume messages!

Entertainment purposes. NO MINORS! some arts and concepts are not mine.
You didnt...

A UNICORN IS A HORSE!

....

*he cant believe it*

A horse.. WITH. Magical. POWERS?! Tell me isn't true!!
July 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Whats this i'm hearing about?

What 'Mythical Creature'?

...
July 2, 2025 at 6:21 AM
@hellademons.bsky.social

*he's making a phone call to Carmine as he's rummaging through his desk drawer. He's looking for fiddlesticks, he feels creative.*
July 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
*he's been lurking in the shadows this whole time.*

...

Yeah i still see all of you out there.

Don't think I fuckin' went anywhere, bitch.
June 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
He-eyyy, look at all you sexy followers out there~!! 202, WOW!!

Did NOT see this coming! Thought i'd be stuck ass crack deep in the 100's but HERE WE ARE!

Glad ya like my shit, stick around! There's more where that came from! Just keep in mind this account is 18+ (minors will be BLOCKED!)
May 29, 2025 at 7:25 AM
😭 i'm SOoOoo pretty all blown up like thaaat!
May 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
*he took out his cell phone from his suit pocket.*

I'm no halfway bitch, if i'm in, i'm IN.
May 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
There would be no forest left~

Anybody messes with I.M.P in one way or another, has another thing coming for 'em~
May 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If it doesn't? I got ways for it work out.

Like Hell i'm gonna sit on the sidelines when i got shit to do! And believe me, Jane-y-Jane.. i'm not through yet.

Buhh uhm.. thanks for..

You know..

Bein' there for me. I'm workin' on stuff myself, trying to .. be kinda.. a better imp.
May 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Y-yeah! You bring that bootylicious ass!

We got shit to do here and i'm NOT finished yet, so don't count me out!
May 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
*gives a tight squeeze before letting go*

Love ya too, kiddo.

And dont forget that either..

i ~maaaay~ not always be the best at things but somebodys gotta run this joint. Who else than the best Boss Bitch that ever lived?
May 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Well, I'm either gonna turn up the heat or bring down the house. Either way? This bitch is gonna try.

Been stuck in a box and i'm fuckin' claustrophobic . Just happy my suit is in tact.
Somebody's gotta run this joint, might as well be me.
May 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Thanks for .. helping me find my way, Loony-Toony.

You know I couldnt of done it without you. ❤️

*hugs*
May 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Eh! Uhh .. well.. i..

I been gone a while, Jane.. 'bout God-Damn TIME i done somethin' other than feel sorry for myself and feel like shit.

Heh, feels good bein' back and all.. how do I look?

*he showcased his suit giving a small smile.*
May 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
ALRIGHT YA FUCKERS LISTEN UP!

*he strapped his boots on tight*

Few things gonna change around here and it's gonna start with ~me~

I've been waiting my turn to show you assholes what i can /REALLY/ accomplish out here

*his tail whips behind him*

Dont like it?

Tough, sister. Buckle up buttercup!
May 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Wow. How about get to know me first, how about that?

With a label like that i'd be scared of me too if i saw that. Dont be so quick to judge a book by its cover. This was hurtful to read and slander if anything. Dont drag good people down
May 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
May 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
You want to ruin my life?

Bitch lemme ruin yours for hurting my best friends AND my entire server. Stay out of my life asshole

This is all Jing/Gwens/Irene's accounts.

DO WITH THEM AS YOU SEE FIT!
May 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
And this is exactly why the fuck I trust nobody.

I let danger into my discord and put people at risk ..

I welcomed it in.. like a damn idiot. I really do blame myself heavily tonight for keeping dangerous and toxic company i knew nothing about.

I really do hurt everyone don't i?
May 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
*don't mind him, he's just watching his shows.*
April 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
*since he was .. a smol bean compared to Bee's size, immediately he hit the ground in the tacklehug.*

Haha! Hey Bee~ yeah, y'know, i have too..

Aint the same without'cha.. but i just wanted to..

Show up. Like old times..

*he smiled*
April 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
@misterslivervox.bsky.social

*he's walking into the lobby of Voxtek.*

Alright, i need another commercial STAT, sister!

Well is running dry as a whores ass, it's not at all acceptable~

I sold PLATES to be able to pay for a good channel this time.. and not some bullshit station nobody watches..
April 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Ever wonder where i got the saying "chuckle fucks"?

There it is, my secrets blown after all these years- it was from a billboard all along!
April 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
*he grabbed a pen and etched out GERALD and began to write JASPER*

Look.. i cant pay you. Buuuuuut, I'll settle for intern work if you're interested..

*he looked up from the document and grinned*

Havin' help on the job might not be such a bad idea..
April 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Oh fuck..

*he put his pen down and leaned back evaluating the situation in his head.*

i dont know what's worse..sounds like ya got hit with the shit-stick from both ends.

If that was MY daughter.. i'd just.. y'know. Tell her no more relationships! Little too young for that anyway, isn't she?
April 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM