this is the most dave has showered in his life.

i actually believe the taste of their genetic material is pretty okay. it's kind of a syrup like consistency and is either slightly salty or slightly sweet.

both end the night entirely fucked out and karkat gives dave more supplies for summoning rituals. he tells his current boss that he's just trying to get dave attached to better take his soul but in reality he's getting attached after one night with him.

karkat starts their meeting grouchy as ever but slowly gets softened by dave's enthusiasm. dave loves to see any of karkat's reactions he loves it when karkat is mean and loves it when he is able to get a moan out of him. dave slowly watches as karkat loses his composure.

dave summons karkat and nearly loses his mind from hornyness. karkat doesn't get summoned much due to his looks and his personality but dave is as into it as anyone could possibly get. karkat is used to shapeshifting to look different to suit his summoners, but was too lazy to do it this time.

dave is currently unemployed and bored out of his mind. he recently got out of a break-up with one of his close friends and hasn't gotten laid in forever. rose left some of her old occult books from when she was emo as his house and he decides to fuck around with some of the summing spells.

lowkey same with sollux. sollux loves fat women and skinny men.