dave and karkat don't have the option of not showering after sex because dave is always covered in genetic material after sex. he has it on his hands, all over the lower half of his face, and anywhere near his dick. he can't go to bed like this.
November 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
dave and karkat don't have the option of not showering after sex because dave is always covered in genetic material after sex. he has it on his hands, all over the lower half of his face, and anywhere near his dick. he can't go to bed like this.
before dave and karkat get together, when they're still always at each other's throats, dave starts finding karkat's teeth, and the idea of karkat biting him really hot. during fights he would try to get karkat to bite him (but like in a chill nonchalant way) but then would go and jerk off about it.
October 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
before dave and karkat get together, when they're still always at each other's throats, dave starts finding karkat's teeth, and the idea of karkat biting him really hot. during fights he would try to get karkat to bite him (but like in a chill nonchalant way) but then would go and jerk off about it.
unfortunately i don't believe in davejade. i love their dynamic and i do think they would love each other but something about them feels like it will fall apart in a way that will cause both of them a lot of damage and will break their friend group for a while.
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
unfortunately i don't believe in davejade. i love their dynamic and i do think they would love each other but something about them feels like it will fall apart in a way that will cause both of them a lot of damage and will break their friend group for a while.
i believe in jadekat. i think both of them have been through so much but have somehow come out of that experience as good people. they need to break down together and then bond and fall in love and then fuck nasty style.
October 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i believe in jadekat. i think both of them have been through so much but have somehow come out of that experience as good people. they need to break down together and then bond and fall in love and then fuck nasty style.
i think karkat goes into a type of heat monthly but dave's sex drive stays pretty consistent. i don't actually think dave is all that horny in general. he loves karkat and thinks karkat is hot, but his depression fucks with his hormones and libido and the ptsd doesn't help.
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i think karkat goes into a type of heat monthly but dave's sex drive stays pretty consistent. i don't actually think dave is all that horny in general. he loves karkat and thinks karkat is hot, but his depression fucks with his hormones and libido and the ptsd doesn't help.
jerking off is weird because sometimes it takes 5 minutes and sometimes it takes 45 minutes and i have no idea why it takes that long or why it happens so quickly.
August 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
jerking off is weird because sometimes it takes 5 minutes and sometimes it takes 45 minutes and i have no idea why it takes that long or why it happens so quickly.
demon karkat gets demoted from his department in hell after an outburst he had and has to become a succubus/incubus. he hates his job and isn't very good at in but he's trying to ride it out till his past boss forgives him and re-hires him.
August 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
demon karkat gets demoted from his department in hell after an outburst he had and has to become a succubus/incubus. he hates his job and isn't very good at in but he's trying to ride it out till his past boss forgives him and re-hires him.
dave and karkat roleplaying as if karkat can get pregnant (toootally not possible i mean come on they're entirely different species) and then karkat actually gets pregnant.
August 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
dave and karkat roleplaying as if karkat can get pregnant (toootally not possible i mean come on they're entirely different species) and then karkat actually gets pregnant.
dave is considered more traditionally attractive and theoretically more people are interested in him but karkat actually has more experience. dave doesn't actually get close enough to people to be vulnerable enough to hook up with them while karkat is full vulnerability the whole time.
August 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
dave is considered more traditionally attractive and theoretically more people are interested in him but karkat actually has more experience. dave doesn't actually get close enough to people to be vulnerable enough to hook up with them while karkat is full vulnerability the whole time.
after the first time they hook up karkat and dave are absolute nasty freaks with each other. they are constantly trying to jump the other's bones. dave is always trying to get his fingers or mouth on karkat's nook and karkat is always palming at dave through his pants. they are insufferable.
August 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
after the first time they hook up karkat and dave are absolute nasty freaks with each other. they are constantly trying to jump the other's bones. dave is always trying to get his fingers or mouth on karkat's nook and karkat is always palming at dave through his pants. they are insufferable.
first time dave and karkat hook up dave comes embarrassingly fast. literally gets it in, thrusts once or twice and then comes. karkat doesn't even feel it at first because he was preparing himself for a bucket full of genmat but gets it because of the way dave moans right as he comes.l
August 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
first time dave and karkat hook up dave comes embarrassingly fast. literally gets it in, thrusts once or twice and then comes. karkat doesn't even feel it at first because he was preparing himself for a bucket full of genmat but gets it because of the way dave moans right as he comes.l
i feel like lots of people forget that dave is into photography, so, dave taking a boudoir photoshoot of karkat and keeping it in the back of his closet.
July 28, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i feel like lots of people forget that dave is into photography, so, dave taking a boudoir photoshoot of karkat and keeping it in the back of his closet.