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gravy: it's just brown and water

trying to begin less Bluesky posts with "I..."
reacting in real time to the camera pan! and, then poof, gone again
December 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
amazing disappearing act at the Trump Rally in Rocky Mount NC
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
where my other 0.1%s!?!

#TOTO
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
my observation is that you should go FUCK YOURSELF you smarmy aasholebot
December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
ATTENTION :: @amtrak.com is giving away free companions for holiday travel
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
it seems impossible for any comedy to live up to the hilarity of this poster
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
veteran move bringing a sympathy baby to your House committee hearing
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
free turkey!
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
isn't it supposed to be Ham & Pineapple #🐷🍍
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
@lastweektonight.com 10 years ago... different times
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
savage ♨️ care of @reuters.com

December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
RFK Jr. is wearing a sloth tie today
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
you HEARD that? you HEARD there was cocaine manufacturing in COLOMBIA? did you "hear" this watching NARCOS?
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
check out the cute little jacket the executive branch gave to the speaker of the house of representatives
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
just making a Thanksgiving shopping list and found this in my notes... what fuck was I going to make?
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
yikes! looks like a rough weekend
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I think all the rhetoric around firing late night hosts is because trump just wants a talk show of his own*

*obviously JD will be there too
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
anyone with this large a photo of their spouse in the office is DEFINITELY in the dog house

photo and caption from the @nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
we need more people in horse bit loafers and seersucker in government. Is there a Robert Hartman School of Cool-as-Fuck Government and Fashion somewhere?

photo and caption from the @nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
the federal government couldn't find enough money to do better than a laminated channel guide and kitchen counter CRT tv ?

this was 2009!

photo and caption from the @nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
sounds like it already... departed
November 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
just read"...reduced alcohol dependence in three strains of 'alcohol-preferring' rats."

are they real? P (Alcohol-Preferring) Rats: Developed at Indiana University, meet most of the criteria for a valid animal model of human drinking, including voluntary excessive drinking and intoxication.
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
rule of threes
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
where the fuck was this guy while #SNAP was being withheld?
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM