rockpierogie
@rockpierogie.bsky.social
gravy: it's just brown and water
trying to begin less Bluesky posts with "I..."
trying to begin less Bluesky posts with "I..."
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picture yourself 20 years ago being told "in the future the president of Mexico is Claudia Sheinbaum, the president of the United States is Donald Trump, and you can walk into stores to buy weed."
amazing disappearing act at the Trump Rally in Rocky Mount NC
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
amazing disappearing act at the Trump Rally in Rocky Mount NC
fancy co-ops, don't waste your expensive vegan mayonnaise on the sandwiches with meat. you're increasing your food cost and fake mayo makes me 😢
#loselose
#loselose
December 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
fancy co-ops, don't waste your expensive vegan mayonnaise on the sandwiches with meat. you're increasing your food cost and fake mayo makes me 😢
#loselose
#loselose
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
my observation is that you should go FUCK YOURSELF you smarmy aasholebot
December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
my observation is that you should go FUCK YOURSELF you smarmy aasholebot
ATTENTION :: @amtrak.com is giving away free companions for holiday travel
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
ATTENTION :: @amtrak.com is giving away free companions for holiday travel
it seems impossible for any comedy to live up to the hilarity of this poster
December 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
it seems impossible for any comedy to live up to the hilarity of this poster
veteran move bringing a sympathy baby to your House committee hearing
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
veteran move bringing a sympathy baby to your House committee hearing
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
ever watch highlights of a football game while stoned and think "how did they score twice in three plays?"
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
ever watch highlights of a football game while stoned and think "how did they score twice in three plays?"
@lastweektonight.com 10 years ago... different times
December 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
@lastweektonight.com 10 years ago... different times
December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
RFK Jr. is wearing a sloth tie today
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
RFK Jr. is wearing a sloth tie today
you HEARD that? you HEARD there was cocaine manufacturing in COLOMBIA? did you "hear" this watching NARCOS?
December 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
you HEARD that? you HEARD there was cocaine manufacturing in COLOMBIA? did you "hear" this watching NARCOS?
check out the cute little jacket the executive branch gave to the speaker of the house of representatives
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
check out the cute little jacket the executive branch gave to the speaker of the house of representatives
just making a Thanksgiving shopping list and found this in my notes... what fuck was I going to make?
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 AM
just making a Thanksgiving shopping list and found this in my notes... what fuck was I going to make?
travellers, tip the @amtrak.com workers in the cafe car.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
travellers, tip the @amtrak.com workers in the cafe car.
yikes! looks like a rough weekend
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
yikes! looks like a rough weekend
looking for odds on BetMGM for MTG being the first woman to be president
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
looking for odds on BetMGM for MTG being the first woman to be president
listening to Allison Mack on the Lex Luthor podcast... going from a description of prison and house arrest for cult crimes to a Wayfair ad was... différent
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
listening to Allison Mack on the Lex Luthor podcast... going from a description of prison and house arrest for cult crimes to a Wayfair ad was... différent
I think all the rhetoric around firing late night hosts is because trump just wants a talk show of his own*
*obviously JD will be there too
*obviously JD will be there too
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I think all the rhetoric around firing late night hosts is because trump just wants a talk show of his own*
*obviously JD will be there too
*obviously JD will be there too
slumdog millionnaire would be a great name for an asset management firm
November 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
slumdog millionnaire would be a great name for an asset management firm
anyone with this large a photo of their spouse in the office is DEFINITELY in the dog house
photo and caption from the @nytimes.com
photo and caption from the @nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
anyone with this large a photo of their spouse in the office is DEFINITELY in the dog house
photo and caption from the @nytimes.com
photo and caption from the @nytimes.com
we need more people in horse bit loafers and seersucker in government. Is there a Robert Hartman School of Cool-as-Fuck Government and Fashion somewhere?
photo and caption from the @nytimes.com
photo and caption from the @nytimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
we need more people in horse bit loafers and seersucker in government. Is there a Robert Hartman School of Cool-as-Fuck Government and Fashion somewhere?
photo and caption from the @nytimes.com
photo and caption from the @nytimes.com