Jesse Hassenger
@rockmarooned.bsky.social
Writer & editor & stuff.
And we're never gonna tour again
No, we're never gonna tour again
No, we're never gonna tour again
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
And we're never gonna tour again
No, we're never gonna tour again
No, we're never gonna tour again
Kiddo's first PREDATOR movie
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Kiddo's first PREDATOR movie
E's costume received the highest possible compliment: multiple teenage girls going "are you Bill Cipher?!? That's awesome!!"
November 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
E's costume received the highest possible compliment: multiple teenage girls going "are you Bill Cipher?!? That's awesome!!"
Happy Halloween! Voted early for Zohran Mamdani, though it could be confusing because my shirt does have what I understand to be Cuomo's campaign slogan.
October 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happy Halloween! Voted early for Zohran Mamdani, though it could be confusing because my shirt does have what I understand to be Cuomo's campaign slogan.
One thing I miss about Rough Trade NYC being in North Brooklyn is that I blind-bought records from them sometimes and once in a while I'd get a Caroline Rose out of the deal. Love their stuff, loved their solo show tonight!
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
One thing I miss about Rough Trade NYC being in North Brooklyn is that I blind-bought records from them sometimes and once in a while I'd get a Caroline Rose out of the deal. Love their stuff, loved their solo show tonight!
Hahahaha @sbmorrison.bsky.social with a truly exceptional and thoughtful gift
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hahahaha @sbmorrison.bsky.social with a truly exceptional and thoughtful gift
The horror lifestyle is alive and well at The Twisted Spine in Williamsburg
October 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The horror lifestyle is alive and well at The Twisted Spine in Williamsburg
One IMAX after another
October 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
One IMAX after another
That time when a young woman's fancy turns to thoughts of drawing Bender
October 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
That time when a young woman's fancy turns to thoughts of drawing Bender
The season is nigh
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The season is nigh
Triples is best. Triples makes it safe.
September 20, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Triples is best. Triples makes it safe.
I guess the best Wolf Alice song they didn't play was "You're a Germ" and that one rocks but so did all the others.
September 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I guess the best Wolf Alice song they didn't play was "You're a Germ" and that one rocks but so did all the others.
You know what, Wet Leg pretty much played em all. 19 songs, 65 minutes, no encore. Guess I would have liked to hear "Pokemon" but I mean
September 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You know what, Wet Leg pretty much played em all. 19 songs, 65 minutes, no encore. Guess I would have liked to hear "Pokemon" but I mean
Hey, it's that guy from the radio in COWBOY CARTER!!!
September 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Hey, it's that guy from the radio in COWBOY CARTER!!!
Bob Dylan was only slightly easier to see in person than in this photo but he played really good versions of "Forgetful Heart" and "All Along the Watchtower"
September 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Bob Dylan was only slightly easier to see in person than in this photo but he played really good versions of "Forgetful Heart" and "All Along the Watchtower"
Sheryl Crow was admittedly not on my list but hey I knew a lot of these songs!
September 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Sheryl Crow was admittedly not on my list but hey I knew a lot of these songs!
The semiyoung music at the old folks fest
September 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The semiyoung music at the old folks fest
What exactly do you do for an encore?
September 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What exactly do you do for an encore?
These enormous Haims will devour us all!!!
September 9, 2025 at 3:56 AM
These enormous Haims will devour us all!!!
Baby, I'm bad news
September 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Baby, I'm bad news
Did some Dumb Guy Shopping this weekend
September 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Did some Dumb Guy Shopping this weekend
Ignore the sweaty guy and check out the shoes
August 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Ignore the sweaty guy and check out the shoes