what the actual fuck?

now: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

24 hours from now: nothing beside remains.

i was wholly unprepared for how exciting it would be to officially make this announcement.

and how nauseating, because i guess this is real now?

we are doing a cookie exchange at work and i didn’t want to make the same thing again so i made leetle bébé banana breads

i believe i shall have to cast myself into the sea at the end of this holiday season because i am down to only five strings of incandescent christmas lights and what i have left is not nearly enough.

LEDs are not the same. i will die on this hill.

i checked socials first thing this morning to see the sportsball score and was greeted with this beautiful filth and i live for it. himbos forever.

so listen … i will basically eat any kind of cookie, but these are GREAT.

Selfie that looks like an album cover

omg i just realized … you don’t know about THE KITTENS.

plural. kittenS, plural.