rockle
@rockle.bsky.social
teacher / wife / mom / cat lady
certified chocolate-covered nutbar
she/her
certified chocolate-covered nutbar
she/her
nick sirianni is approaching andy-reid-in-philadelphia levels of stupid if he hasn’t crossed that line already.
December 8, 2024 at 8:45 PM
nick sirianni is approaching andy-reid-in-philadelphia levels of stupid if he hasn’t crossed that line already.
i have never had a singapore sling before tonight. this was a grievous error.
November 30, 2024 at 2:02 AM
i have never had a singapore sling before tonight. this was a grievous error.
please help:
my husband has been asking me to make turkey à la king with thanksgiving leftovers for 25 years.
i’m making it today for the first time, but i swear to god i have never had this stuff before.
did other people eat this stuff as kids and i’m just missing out?
my husband has been asking me to make turkey à la king with thanksgiving leftovers for 25 years.
i’m making it today for the first time, but i swear to god i have never had this stuff before.
did other people eat this stuff as kids and i’m just missing out?
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 PM
please help:
my husband has been asking me to make turkey à la king with thanksgiving leftovers for 25 years.
i’m making it today for the first time, but i swear to god i have never had this stuff before.
did other people eat this stuff as kids and i’m just missing out?
my husband has been asking me to make turkey à la king with thanksgiving leftovers for 25 years.
i’m making it today for the first time, but i swear to god i have never had this stuff before.
did other people eat this stuff as kids and i’m just missing out?
fuck around: at a family party the night before thanksgiving, drinking diet coke and honey jack (dangerously delicious).
find out: that my cousin’s husband personally knows the president of the university that my kid will be attending next year.
*small world dolls dot gif*
find out: that my cousin’s husband personally knows the president of the university that my kid will be attending next year.
*small world dolls dot gif*
November 28, 2024 at 12:38 PM
fuck around: at a family party the night before thanksgiving, drinking diet coke and honey jack (dangerously delicious).
find out: that my cousin’s husband personally knows the president of the university that my kid will be attending next year.
*small world dolls dot gif*
find out: that my cousin’s husband personally knows the president of the university that my kid will be attending next year.
*small world dolls dot gif*
now: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
24 hours from now: nothing beside remains.
24 hours from now: nothing beside remains.
November 28, 2024 at 10:16 AM
now: look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!
24 hours from now: nothing beside remains.
24 hours from now: nothing beside remains.
i was wholly unprepared for how exciting it would be to officially make this announcement.
and how nauseating, because i guess this is real now?
and how nauseating, because i guess this is real now?
November 25, 2024 at 8:19 PM
i was wholly unprepared for how exciting it would be to officially make this announcement.
and how nauseating, because i guess this is real now?
and how nauseating, because i guess this is real now?
we are doing a cookie exchange at work and i didn’t want to make the same thing again so i made leetle bébé banana breads
December 13, 2023 at 1:15 AM
we are doing a cookie exchange at work and i didn’t want to make the same thing again so i made leetle bébé banana breads
just came from a high school dinner theater murder mystery production in which i was conscripted for an audience re-enactment. i got to play a tramp.
highly, highly recommend. the high school dinner theater part, and the audience participation part.
such fun. much wow. bravo, kids!
❤️
highly, highly recommend. the high school dinner theater part, and the audience participation part.
such fun. much wow. bravo, kids!
❤️
December 2, 2023 at 2:01 AM
just came from a high school dinner theater murder mystery production in which i was conscripted for an audience re-enactment. i got to play a tramp.
highly, highly recommend. the high school dinner theater part, and the audience participation part.
such fun. much wow. bravo, kids!
❤️
highly, highly recommend. the high school dinner theater part, and the audience participation part.
such fun. much wow. bravo, kids!
❤️
i believe i shall have to cast myself into the sea at the end of this holiday season because i am down to only five strings of incandescent christmas lights and what i have left is not nearly enough.
LEDs are not the same. i will die on this hill.
LEDs are not the same. i will die on this hill.
November 28, 2023 at 2:14 AM
i believe i shall have to cast myself into the sea at the end of this holiday season because i am down to only five strings of incandescent christmas lights and what i have left is not nearly enough.
LEDs are not the same. i will die on this hill.
LEDs are not the same. i will die on this hill.
this eagles game is the super bowl we should have had last year.
November 27, 2023 at 12:50 AM
this eagles game is the super bowl we should have had last year.
how does one check on a friend who does not wish to be bothered without crossing any boundaries?
November 23, 2023 at 11:48 AM
how does one check on a friend who does not wish to be bothered without crossing any boundaries?
at this time on this day (but not this date) in 1993, i was driving home from syracuse on I-81S with “hey jealousy” on repeat on my sony discman with the cassette-deck adaptor plotting how i was going to get my then-on-but-mostly-off-again boyfriend to finally admit that he loved me.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
November 22, 2023 at 1:28 AM
at this time on this day (but not this date) in 1993, i was driving home from syracuse on I-81S with “hey jealousy” on repeat on my sony discman with the cassette-deck adaptor plotting how i was going to get my then-on-but-mostly-off-again boyfriend to finally admit that he loved me.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
i’d be curious to see data on how many years come off the life expectancy of a philly sports fan during the last 2 minutes of any game vs. the cowboys. it’s got to be at least 10.
November 6, 2023 at 1:01 AM
i’d be curious to see data on how many years come off the life expectancy of a philly sports fan during the last 2 minutes of any game vs. the cowboys. it’s got to be at least 10.
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tradition is basically just peer pressure from ghosts
October 14, 2023 at 12:45 AM
tradition is basically just peer pressure from ghosts
i checked socials first thing this morning to see the sportsball score and was greeted with this beautiful filth and i live for it. himbos forever.
October 13, 2023 at 11:49 PM
i checked socials first thing this morning to see the sportsball score and was greeted with this beautiful filth and i live for it. himbos forever.
thursday night football is stupid.
October 13, 2023 at 12:16 AM
thursday night football is stupid.
my kid takes her driver’s license test next week, and our car was in the shop all last week so we could make sure it was in tip-top shape ahead of time …
… so of course today the ONE THING you can’t do preventive maintenance on crapped out.
… so of course today the ONE THING you can’t do preventive maintenance on crapped out.
October 10, 2023 at 7:28 PM
my kid takes her driver’s license test next week, and our car was in the shop all last week so we could make sure it was in tip-top shape ahead of time …
… so of course today the ONE THING you can’t do preventive maintenance on crapped out.
… so of course today the ONE THING you can’t do preventive maintenance on crapped out.
“coffee, tea, or bouillon?” is now a totally normal hot beverage question we ask in my house.
October 9, 2023 at 7:41 PM
“coffee, tea, or bouillon?” is now a totally normal hot beverage question we ask in my house.
are all hauntings de facto terrifying?
is it possible that one could be in possession of or proximity to a haunted object and just be … mildly-to-moderately annoyed?
like say a toilet that works mostly fine, it doesn’t spew filth all over the bathroom or anything, but it just doesn’t flush right?
is it possible that one could be in possession of or proximity to a haunted object and just be … mildly-to-moderately annoyed?
like say a toilet that works mostly fine, it doesn’t spew filth all over the bathroom or anything, but it just doesn’t flush right?
October 8, 2023 at 1:55 PM
are all hauntings de facto terrifying?
is it possible that one could be in possession of or proximity to a haunted object and just be … mildly-to-moderately annoyed?
like say a toilet that works mostly fine, it doesn’t spew filth all over the bathroom or anything, but it just doesn’t flush right?
is it possible that one could be in possession of or proximity to a haunted object and just be … mildly-to-moderately annoyed?
like say a toilet that works mostly fine, it doesn’t spew filth all over the bathroom or anything, but it just doesn’t flush right?
please tell me i’m not the only person who thinks bouillon and buttered saltines is a perfectly acceptable meal.
October 7, 2023 at 10:37 PM
please tell me i’m not the only person who thinks bouillon and buttered saltines is a perfectly acceptable meal.
so listen … i will basically eat any kind of cookie, but these are GREAT.
October 7, 2023 at 5:15 PM
so listen … i will basically eat any kind of cookie, but these are GREAT.