Ty Rocket
@rocketty.bsky.social
29. Just a guy with some thoughts.
No minors. 🔞
No minors. 🔞
Working Black Friday in retail
November 29, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Working Black Friday in retail
Anyone wanna share art? Show me what you’ve created.
November 27, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Anyone wanna share art? Show me what you’ve created.
I disappoint my father everyday by existing.
November 27, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I disappoint my father everyday by existing.
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Do you know how much trauma it took for me to be this funny?
November 26, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Do you know how much trauma it took for me to be this funny?
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they should invent wd40 that you can spray between the folds of your brain
November 25, 2024 at 7:25 PM
they should invent wd40 that you can spray between the folds of your brain
Show me your best reaction memes plz.
November 25, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Show me your best reaction memes plz.
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alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
alternate timeline where instead of reading to children on 9/11, george bush was in the middle of filming hot ones
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are you guys mad at me or something.
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
are you guys mad at me or something.
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I know BlueSky is on to something because all the worst people you know are raging against it
November 24, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I know BlueSky is on to something because all the worst people you know are raging against it
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I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
November 24, 2024 at 4:44 PM
I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.
Life got sad when I couldn’t put my hand down a pringles can anymore.
November 25, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Life got sad when I couldn’t put my hand down a pringles can anymore.
I’m not cashin’ out, I’m crashing out.
November 24, 2024 at 4:46 PM
I’m not cashin’ out, I’m crashing out.
I wonder if all the other left leaning trolls I met on Gettr have made a Bluesky account yet.
November 23, 2024 at 5:27 AM
I wonder if all the other left leaning trolls I met on Gettr have made a Bluesky account yet.
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2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
November 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.
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Why does it feel like I’ve gotta fit everything in before 1/20/25? Travel, vaccinations, family gatherings….it’s like the world is coming to an end. Anyone else?
November 23, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Why does it feel like I’ve gotta fit everything in before 1/20/25? Travel, vaccinations, family gatherings….it’s like the world is coming to an end. Anyone else?
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Just want to get out ahead of this: I love being a lazy piece of shit and I’m never going to stop
November 23, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Just want to get out ahead of this: I love being a lazy piece of shit and I’m never going to stop
You can’t please everyone.
November 22, 2024 at 5:48 PM
You can’t please everyone.
I’m feeling like a wet sock.
November 21, 2024 at 5:40 PM
I’m feeling like a wet sock.
My goal is to always be someone that younger me would be proud of.
November 21, 2024 at 2:30 AM
My goal is to always be someone that younger me would be proud of.
You know, Katy Perry, to tell you the truth I don’t think I’ve felt more like a plastic bag in my life than I do right now.
November 20, 2024 at 4:47 AM
You know, Katy Perry, to tell you the truth I don’t think I’ve felt more like a plastic bag in my life than I do right now.