Why isn't Voldemort in Forrest Gump?

Hold on to your hats, everybody, because this guy Cash may not have been the huge dweeb we all previously thought.

Since he was French, I think it would be funny if his best friend was named Paul too. Because his last name sounds like French for "also."

Chatham Tap, Indianapolis, Indiana

I love September.

Remember when you guys had a newspaper?

What's even more absurd is that Threads is #2.

What's not to love? Sand in every crevice, dehydration you can't seem to quench, burning skin, weird fishy smells, and plenty of overpriced melting ice cream and greasy fries and fried fish and burgers to make your stomach feel like there's a rock in it! Paradise!

Tell me this dog isn't somebody's dad.

Pink Baloney Club

MID-SUMMER

I remember. One of the early talkies.