Animal cruelty, here we come!

Honestly, I like the idea of assigning specific monetary values to each item of clothing way better than the actual rules.

All those game journalists who complain that Smash Bros is too “random” and “chaotic” are going to get so mad about this one. Like holy shit we are NEVER hearing the end of it if this game takes off.

The comedy is basically about five jokes being dragged on way too long, and it's mostly of the tired "ha ha capitalism" variety that I deliberately tried to avoid in New Meat.

But I guess some people are into that.

Games absolutely sell soundtracks and artbooks as DLC on Steam. It’s not weird to see.

Whenever I see something say “If people see a 95% chance, they’ll naturally assume it will succeed every time and be confused and angry if it doesn’t” it just reads like “If people lose sight of an object, they’ll naturally fear the object no longer exists until they can see it again.”

I did this because I, as a player, always want to know the exact numbers I’m working with and not some numbers the game made up to make me feel better.

I’m a grown adult. I know a 95% chance fails one time in twenty. Just tell me how the mechanics work, please.