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October 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
JorDon later sat in the stands, guarded by her brother, which was … well i guess weird goes without saying anymore
October 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
There is a nonzero chance Bill saw this from row 2 where I was lolololol
October 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Sigh
October 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I encountered resistance attempting to get to that point
October 3, 2025 at 2:51 AM
September 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Listening to @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social after dark and this is Haynes King ** during spring ball **
September 16, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I see my friend had to work today
September 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Eight beers in
September 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I—
July 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Phillies beginning a west coast road trip what could go wrong
July 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I love how every newly drafted NHL player looks fresh off the farm, holding his first bus ticket, and then after a few years in the league like a Lucien Freud painting
June 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ignore the upper left quadrant and play all the annoying music
April 6, 2025 at 4:02 AM
January 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ok keeping it locked
December 10, 2024 at 2:09 AM
This is in the Uncanny Valley. Santa doesn’t go to the Uncanny Valley, kids.
December 4, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Happy Victory Monday, the sequel: Victory Tuesday
December 3, 2024 at 4:32 PM
New poem (written well before the hell in Gaza which is 1000x more important than anything I could write; demand a humanitarian ceasefire from your congressperson today) backpatio.press
November 7, 2023 at 5:25 PM