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poet person // eagles phillies sixers fan // cash only dentist // gay 🦄

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The colon cleansing power of the Patriot Way
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Looking forward to watching the Justin Herbert of Justin Herberts, Drake Maye
November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sadly I think the only person with a problem with Nico was Nico
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
KUTZTOWN?!? That’s Keith Haring’s music

(Later in life I greatly appreciated that we had to learn about Keith in the 90s bc he’s From Here)
a blue drawing of a person dancing on a white surface
ALT: a blue drawing of a person dancing on a white surface
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Kinda think AJ might just walk off the job at this point
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Among its many acts of service to the nation, Philly holds the key to the darkest depths of its subconscious
November 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Everytime I see him I’m pretty sure a sinkhole might open so maybe he’ll just open the curtain to the final darkness tonight and there’s something to cheer for
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Oregon - Texas Tech:

youtu.be/__DNKGHnA7A?...
Bobby Conn - Pumper
YouTube video by Daniel Delayne
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November 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Can we just move all these losers to Bellichick’s staff and be done with it
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The Zaddy Bowl
November 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fran Brown about to roll in garbage like a dog
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Lesbianism at its finest
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I like that she’s posing in front of the fancy old man guillotine footwear
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Just turned it on and for a moment I thought they were piping in whale sound, I’m just tired right
October 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Of all the places I’ve wanted to time travel to, “America in the 1870’s” was 100 percent not one
October 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The Vatican, the ultimate man cave
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And these same people are going to roll their eyes at concerns of increasing antisemitism
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It never seems to occur to people that the fears of OTHERS about nazis and Nazi symbols might matter.

Yes, we know some people didn’t / don’t have problems with them — that’s the whole fucking thing?!?!?
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM