I made something with my human hands with a tutorial a human made and a library checkout receipt because I ❤️ the planet

This was one of the most beautiful books I've ever read, actually.

Including your opponents is part of civilized politics. She's looking back and seeing where there was room for improvement. Unity should always be top priority

My egg in my mom's womb watching her sign me up for my first credit card

I'll still rewatch it idc

Probably should have mentioned this is at the dentist. My tooth is my only implant. I'm not whitening anything else.

"It's hot as hell in this fuckin ass hot ass room in in..."

shelter kitties are just kitties that were rerouted by their original target. their little legs can only send them so far from their spawn point. if you sign up to foster, you get placed top priority on the new route for mystery cats.

And actors have always done that too. Some movies and shows will just cast a 30 year old with clear skin to play a high schooler, no Botox required.