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Robyn
@robynnamed.bsky.social
I loooove to send my inside thoughts into the void
No....more...AI!!!!
October 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Pinterest is the land I escape to when the other apps are talking too much. Sleepytime teas and ivy on the wall and silly little photos
October 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I gotta stop reading at work. I don't pick smutty books, but the smut finds me anyways. And I'm vulnerable bc what tf am I gonna do?? Shut my book and wait until I'm home?? It's the slow season 😔
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Nobody philosophizes on main anymore. It's all political arguing as if there's a right answer. We aren't allowed to pull a Socrates anymore and play devils advocate just for shits and giggles. Speaking of autistic people before Tylenol...
September 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fico says I opened my first line of credit in August 1989. How time flies ☺️ I don't feel a day over 23 years, seven months, and three days.
September 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I bought new bed pillows. I will be living in luxury for the next month before they flatten
September 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I love honest healthcare workers. I have an implant that's a weird shade so I said "yeah I was thinking about trying charcoal whitener to see if that helps." And she said "I mean sure if you don't care about your enamel. It's really abrasive." And immediately I was like "nvm noted girl I'm good."
September 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My niece is such a cute baby but you wouldn't understand how cute I find her unless you know the 23 years of lore and perspective I have from growing up with my sister

Like she's a clone of my sister but completely innocent and has never fought me. Except when she pulled my hair and head bonked me
September 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Tough time to be an IT Crowd fan

And I just started watching Black Books too
September 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I got logged out and forgot my password. I didn't realize how much I needed to send out my stupid little thoughts. I posted them on my Tumblr instead. I'm sorry 💔
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
When I was in second grade, I read well enough that they put me in a book club with some other smart kids. And the first book they told us to read was Moby Dick. That's when I was 7. My 23-year-old brain is still having trouble comprehending it. It's okay tho because we never had a second meeting.
August 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not to be a chronic swiftie but I am excited
a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd "
ALT: a boy and a girl are sitting at a desk and the girl says " it 's october 3rd "
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August 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My boyfriend is coming back tomorrow 🥰 In the week that he's been away, I reverted from my strong independent woman ways to a little lady who misses her man 🥺
August 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My vacuum cleaner tends to emit a nasty smell after I use it. I thought it was no big deal bc I rarely use it anyways. But today I saw it was literally smoking.

I took the bitch apart, and alas. Strands of my hair was caught around an axle and has been burning from the friction. Ha ha.
August 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Band camp in high school has made early mornings in the summer a bit traumatic for me. I'm scared I'll have to force down an uncrustable and walk through wet grass to be told what to do by strangers who are only a little bit older than me
July 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Started my new job today and I don't think I have anything to complain about anymore. I have it all.
July 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I never really "got" why people put other people's babies as their lock screen until my sister popped out her literal clone. I want to look at her crazy little science experiment ALL the time. I'm seeing my big sister as a baby now for the first time and she is CUTEEEE
July 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sitting in the back on my lunch break and I hear a whole crowd of people in the store like it's a mixer in there. 😭 Thank god this is my last Saturday here. Reminder to be grateful 💖
July 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I love getting on my computer and not having to apply to jobs before I allow myself to play the Sims 🥰
July 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
If gross men didn't exist, how would we discover the joy of popping blackheads and pulling out infected follicles? Simply put, a world without men would be miserable. In this essay I will
July 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Why couldn't somebody have made a dashcon a little closer to me?? I like being around the artistics 😌 I bet their artist alley is off the charts
July 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I don't care about Pixar using the same animation style for multiple movies when they're the one of the few studios putting out original stories and characters. Go watch Elio. It's really good btw.
July 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I wasn't gonna celebrate the 4th anymore but my niece decided to surprise us and be born today so I have a better thing to celebrate now 🎉🎉
July 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Nobody mentions the 3-D agendas anymore. Haven't heard any nostalgic millennials reminisce about making sick beats with their 2nd grade agenda these days. What? You suddenly live in the present now?
July 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm not gonna lie. I really want validation from strangers right now. Or anybody. If you know me, hollaaa!!
July 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM