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Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #EatingDisorder. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.

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Traffic jams in the country hit different
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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[Mention of bumholes]

In other news, cishet men endure:
A screenshot of a message conversation between me and a man. The man comments "That bumhole's seen some work hasn't it" and I respond that I do not know how to answer.
October 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Sometimes you need a little treat...

(I was completely influenced by @girlonthenet https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/doxy-go-cute-fucks/)
A black and white photo of the box of a Doxy Go, a wand sex toy, on a bed.
September 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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Some bloke took his owl to the pub, and it's the most cursed owl you'll ever see.
A photo, taken at night, of a barn owl sitting on the back of a chair outside the pub, looking quite thunderously evil.
September 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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[Food pic]

I recommend you go to an empty beach on a sunny day and eat a Danish
Photo of my hand holding a golden brown Danish pastry, with a puddle of yellow custard in the middle, against the backdrop of a sandy beach, blue sky, and sea
September 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Why does my cat look like a toothless old man?

#caturday #catsofmastodon
A photo of a black cat, sitting on grass in a garden, looking at the camera with a pursed mouth
August 16, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Mornin'

#catsofmastodon #caturday
A photo of a black cat, lying on her side on the edge of a bed, feet up in the air, and looking directly at the camera.
August 9, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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We're playing statues today

#catsofmastodon #caturday
A photo of a black cat, lying on their side on a black and white striped rug with their legs all stiff and their stare fixed
July 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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[Cleavage pic]

Still in my Fat Girl Summer era*

*wearing whatever the hell I like because it's warm

(And sorry for the dirty mirror: it's splashed with heat protection spray)
A mirror selfie of a fat, round body, unashamedly dressed in a tight black crop top and black shorts, showing off their cleavage and midriff
July 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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[Food]

The greatest of pub foods are a bit messy, a bit sloppy, featuring something fried, and these nacho tater tots are *it*
A photo of a small dish piled high with tater tots, colourful fresh salsa, and sour cream, against the backdrop of a pub table
July 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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[Cleavage alert]

Last night's outfit (bra, high-waisted knickers, mesh dress, because I was warm and dgaf)
A photo showing a close-up of my cleavage in a black bra, while wearing a see-through mesh dress
July 6, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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The best part about payday (other than being able to pay bills and eat) is buying queer art 🌈

This one is courtesy of @MxFrankDuffy!
A screenshot of an art print, featuring a black cat against a pale painterly background, and the words 'cats not terfs' in white on the cat's torso.
June 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Look at this guy 🥹🥹🥹

#puppiesofmastodon #dogsoffedi
A photo of an ADORABLE black lab puppy, sitting and looking into the camera with big eyes
June 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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When Susan was in the cattery, the owners did a little photoshoot, and she looks like a god damn supermodel ❤️

#caturday #catsofmastodon
A photo of a black cat looking directly into the camera with golden eyes
June 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Pub cat!
A photo of a black cat, sitting on the wooden floor of a pub
June 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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[Hair loss]

OH GOD, another sign of the perimenopause 🫥
A photo of my hand holding a little clump of hair that I inadvertently pulled from my head while running my fingers through it
June 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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[Alcohol]

Fuck yes
A photo of a very pink cocktail, in the sun, with a sprig of mint and bits of raspberry
June 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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[Alcohol]

This is also fit.

Yes, all my drinks today are sweet-as-fuck: I'm on holiday.
A photo of a half-drunk bottle of strawberry and mint cider, with a half-full glass next to it
June 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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[Alcohol]

This is well fit
A picture of a can of very summery pineapple and grapefruit beer, that looks kind of like Lilt
June 10, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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One of my friends is an acquaintance of this Very Right-Wing guy, who wrote a Substack about how he's constantly being rejected by women.

Turns out, it's the fault of left-wing women for not being politically flexible enough, rather than the fact he is completely rizz-less:

#notories
A screenshot of a blog that reads: I do wonder however if too many younger people now, both men and women, are perhaps setting their ideological parameters a bit too narrowly, to their own detriment I might add. If a couple agree on fundamental concepts like democracy and human rights, does it really matter so much if you don't agree on Britain's membership of supranational political and training union, for example? Evidently, many would disagree with this laid-back attitude.
June 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I can confidently trace every bit of evil back to England, try me
The meme of Charlie in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia presenting his investigation to Mac, looking quite crazed
May 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Waiting with me for my taxi ❤️

#catsofmastodon #caturday
A photo of a black cat from above, while it sits on a grey pavement, looking around.
May 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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In the pantheon of "stupid shit that I have bought", this is up there*.

*the sheep, not my nestie.
A photo of a person, dressed in black jeans and a black leather jacket, carrying a life-size bright blue sheep under their arm, because why not.
May 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Give me one good reason why I shouldn't buy this life-size fibreglass sheep
A photo taken in a shop of a life-size model of a sheep, which is painted bright blue and is gorgeous
May 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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First time I've ever seen a real-life wolf, and it's a true dog
A photo of a grey wolf, taken from above while it's lying asleep in the sun, exactly like a labrador
April 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM