robyneatseverything
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Thicc and hungry #SexBlogger. They/them. #Nonbinary. #Agender. #Polyam. #Fat. #NSFW. #EatingDisorder. #Millenial. A romantic slut, writing smut.
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This is a super good list of super good writers, thank you @innocentlb 🖤
(Promise I will start blogging again soon!)
https://mastodon.social/@innocentlb/115645029473284993
(Promise I will start blogging again soon!)
https://mastodon.social/@innocentlb/115645029473284993
Innocent Loverboy (@innocentlb@mastodon.social)
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mastodon.social
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This is a super good list of super good writers, thank you @innocentlb 🖤
(Promise I will start blogging again soon!)
https://mastodon.social/@innocentlb/115645029473284993
(Promise I will start blogging again soon!)
https://mastodon.social/@innocentlb/115645029473284993
Traffic jams in the country hit different
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Traffic jams in the country hit different
Actively hate the work of all the Brontë's, ridiculously excited for the Wuthering Heights film.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Actively hate the work of all the Brontë's, ridiculously excited for the Wuthering Heights film.
[UK pol]
As a health secretary, as a politician, as a LABOUR politician, pissing off the BMA is NOT A GOOD IDEA
#wesstreetingisawaxycunt
As a health secretary, as a politician, as a LABOUR politician, pissing off the BMA is NOT A GOOD IDEA
#wesstreetingisawaxycunt
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
[UK pol]
As a health secretary, as a politician, as a LABOUR politician, pissing off the BMA is NOT A GOOD IDEA
#wesstreetingisawaxycunt
As a health secretary, as a politician, as a LABOUR politician, pissing off the BMA is NOT A GOOD IDEA
#wesstreetingisawaxycunt
Cishet men, if you want a date, don't listen to Andrew T*te or ChatGPT, listen to @girlonthenet, always: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/115518705071229385
Girl on the Net (@girlonthenet@mastodon.social)
One of the things I often hear guys complain about when it comes to dating is that they got rejected (or sometimes ghosted) without understanding why. Here are 3 possibilities to consider... https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/why-i-get-rejected/ https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/why-i-get-rejected/
mastodon.social
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Cishet men, if you want a date, don't listen to Andrew T*te or ChatGPT, listen to @girlonthenet, always: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/115518705071229385
I have a hot date tonight and I thought I'd just quickly whip off my chin hairs with a dermaplane, and I've cut myself so badly, right under my lip 😭
What a great look
What a great look
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I have a hot date tonight and I thought I'd just quickly whip off my chin hairs with a dermaplane, and I've cut myself so badly, right under my lip 😭
What a great look
What a great look
[Mention of bumholes]
In other news, cishet men endure:
In other news, cishet men endure:
October 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
[Mention of bumholes]
In other news, cishet men endure:
In other news, cishet men endure:
I've taken some cheese and ham to bed like a European
October 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I've taken some cheese and ham to bed like a European
This time yesterday, I was in a hot tub with a sexy, naked man massaging my feet, and now I'm home cleaning up cat sick.
September 28, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This time yesterday, I was in a hot tub with a sexy, naked man massaging my feet, and now I'm home cleaning up cat sick.
[Menstruation, sex, and despair]
HAHAHA this weekend there is an AirBnB and a hot tub ready for my potential new partner and I to fuck for 48 hours AND MY FUCKING PERIOD HAS STARTED 😭😭😭
HAHAHA this weekend there is an AirBnB and a hot tub ready for my potential new partner and I to fuck for 48 hours AND MY FUCKING PERIOD HAS STARTED 😭😭😭
September 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
[Menstruation, sex, and despair]
HAHAHA this weekend there is an AirBnB and a hot tub ready for my potential new partner and I to fuck for 48 hours AND MY FUCKING PERIOD HAS STARTED 😭😭😭
HAHAHA this weekend there is an AirBnB and a hot tub ready for my potential new partner and I to fuck for 48 hours AND MY FUCKING PERIOD HAS STARTED 😭😭😭
Bought pyjamas which look like proper clothes so I can do Teams meetings in them and no one will know, shhhhhhh
September 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Bought pyjamas which look like proper clothes so I can do Teams meetings in them and no one will know, shhhhhhh
Sometimes you need a little treat...
(I was completely influenced by @girlonthenet https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/doxy-go-cute-fucks/)
(I was completely influenced by @girlonthenet https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/doxy-go-cute-fucks/)
September 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Sometimes you need a little treat...
(I was completely influenced by @girlonthenet https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/doxy-go-cute-fucks/)
(I was completely influenced by @girlonthenet https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/doxy-go-cute-fucks/)
The point of this https://mastodon.social/@robyneatseverything/115209998377935756 is that the support artist is there, performing for you, putting time and money and effort into *you*, the least you can do, as an audience, is show respect for that effort.
As you can tell, disrespect for artists […]
As you can tell, disrespect for artists […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
September 16, 2025 at 10:24 AM
The point of this https://mastodon.social/@robyneatseverything/115209998377935756 is that the support artist is there, performing for you, putting time and money and effort into *you*, the least you can do, as an audience, is show respect for that effort.
As you can tell, disrespect for artists […]
As you can tell, disrespect for artists […]
A circle of hell for people who don't clap for the support acts at gigs
September 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
A circle of hell for people who don't clap for the support acts at gigs
Reposted by robyneatseverything
Zack Polanski has time to condemn the Fascist riot today, why can't Keir Starmer? Stuck in traffic? Saturday can be a nightmare, huh?
"Solidarity to all communities under attack. We stand together."
That's what we want to hear!
#ZackPolanski #gpew #ukpol […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
"Solidarity to all communities under attack. We stand together."
That's what we want to hear!
#ZackPolanski #gpew #ukpol […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
September 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Zack Polanski has time to condemn the Fascist riot today, why can't Keir Starmer? Stuck in traffic? Saturday can be a nightmare, huh?
"Solidarity to all communities under attack. We stand together."
That's what we want to hear!
#ZackPolanski #gpew #ukpol […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
"Solidarity to all communities under attack. We stand together."
That's what we want to hear!
#ZackPolanski #gpew #ukpol […]
[Original post on mastodon.social]
Another day, another reason to hate the government and the media and the right and the flag and the billionaires and the freedom of speech and the racists and the transphobes and the people who still use X and the centrists and the cowards and the people who clutch their pearls
September 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Another day, another reason to hate the government and the media and the right and the flag and the billionaires and the freedom of speech and the racists and the transphobes and the people who still use X and the centrists and the cowards and the people who clutch their pearls
Reposted by robyneatseverything
Reminder that 100,000 people marched for Trans Pride in London earlier this year, but because they weren't violent fascists, there was minimal press coverage, unlike the Nazis today.
https://www.them.us/story/london-trans-pride-march-turnout-record-uk-transphobia
https://www.them.us/story/london-trans-pride-march-turnout-record-uk-transphobia
London’s Trans Pride March Just Shattered Its Turnout Record
Organizers say it was the largest transgender rights march in the world.
www.them.us
September 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Reminder that 100,000 people marched for Trans Pride in London earlier this year, but because they weren't violent fascists, there was minimal press coverage, unlike the Nazis today.
https://www.them.us/story/london-trans-pride-march-turnout-record-uk-transphobia
https://www.them.us/story/london-trans-pride-march-turnout-record-uk-transphobia
[Lewd talk]
I've managed to line up 3 fucking awesome fucking weekends for the rest of the month: this one with my boyfriend, the next with a FWB, and then one involving a [hopefully] new partner and an AirBnB hot tub 💦
I've managed to line up 3 fucking awesome fucking weekends for the rest of the month: this one with my boyfriend, the next with a FWB, and then one involving a [hopefully] new partner and an AirBnB hot tub 💦
September 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
[Lewd talk]
I've managed to line up 3 fucking awesome fucking weekends for the rest of the month: this one with my boyfriend, the next with a FWB, and then one involving a [hopefully] new partner and an AirBnB hot tub 💦
I've managed to line up 3 fucking awesome fucking weekends for the rest of the month: this one with my boyfriend, the next with a FWB, and then one involving a [hopefully] new partner and an AirBnB hot tub 💦
Reposted by robyneatseverything
I don't advocate for violence, but neither am I wholly opposed to it, as too many handwringers are.
At some point, those who willfully inflict violence must expect that violence to be returned.
And all who oppose violence must understand this harsh truth.
I'm 67 and have always hoped for […]
At some point, those who willfully inflict violence must expect that violence to be returned.
And all who oppose violence must understand this harsh truth.
I'm 67 and have always hoped for […]
Original post on mstdn.social
mstdn.social
September 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I don't advocate for violence, but neither am I wholly opposed to it, as too many handwringers are.
At some point, those who willfully inflict violence must expect that violence to be returned.
And all who oppose violence must understand this harsh truth.
I'm 67 and have always hoped for […]
At some point, those who willfully inflict violence must expect that violence to be returned.
And all who oppose violence must understand this harsh truth.
I'm 67 and have always hoped for […]
Reposted by robyneatseverything
"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously, no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
Some bloke took his owl to the pub, and it's the most cursed owl you'll ever see.
September 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Some bloke took his owl to the pub, and it's the most cursed owl you'll ever see.
[Food pic]
I recommend you go to an empty beach on a sunny day and eat a Danish
I recommend you go to an empty beach on a sunny day and eat a Danish
September 8, 2025 at 10:46 AM
[Food pic]
I recommend you go to an empty beach on a sunny day and eat a Danish
I recommend you go to an empty beach on a sunny day and eat a Danish
I am *incensed* today. My nestie had a casual fuck last week, thought it went well, and asked the person if they wanted to see nestie again, and they were quite horrible in response.
I don't understand why you'd criticise someone's body and tell them never to acknowledge them in public ever […]
I don't understand why you'd criticise someone's body and tell them never to acknowledge them in public ever […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
September 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I am *incensed* today. My nestie had a casual fuck last week, thought it went well, and asked the person if they wanted to see nestie again, and they were quite horrible in response.
I don't understand why you'd criticise someone's body and tell them never to acknowledge them in public ever […]
I don't understand why you'd criticise someone's body and tell them never to acknowledge them in public ever […]
Went for a lunchtime first date, and when the guy arrived (extremely cute, omg) I stood up and accidentally SLAPPED my open bottle of cider halfway across the pub.
The bar staff had to get the little yellow wet floor sign out.
The bar staff had to get the little yellow wet floor sign out.
September 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Went for a lunchtime first date, and when the guy arrived (extremely cute, omg) I stood up and accidentally SLAPPED my open bottle of cider halfway across the pub.
The bar staff had to get the little yellow wet floor sign out.
The bar staff had to get the little yellow wet floor sign out.
Usually, finding lacy black knickers that are not mine on the bathroom floor would be a red flag, but I'm poly, so everyone's underwear is everywhere.
August 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Usually, finding lacy black knickers that are not mine on the bathroom floor would be a red flag, but I'm poly, so everyone's underwear is everywhere.