King Bobby
@robwilford.bsky.social
Smart Phone Owner, EGOT Nominee, Roustabout.
If you really love to sweat…come and visit Brisbane this summer! #brisbanetourismboard
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
If you really love to sweat…come and visit Brisbane this summer! #brisbanetourismboard
Disney wouldn’t have the guts to make an original Mickey Mouse feature film today.
October 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Disney wouldn’t have the guts to make an original Mickey Mouse feature film today.
So I guess we’re just going to have to pay for data storage for the rest of our lives then?
September 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
So I guess we’re just going to have to pay for data storage for the rest of our lives then?
Trump has amazing powers of persuasion…for dumb people.
August 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Trump has amazing powers of persuasion…for dumb people.
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As far as the great experiment that is the United States is concerned we have just about all the data we need and to put it in scientific terms EEEYIKES
July 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
As far as the great experiment that is the United States is concerned we have just about all the data we need and to put it in scientific terms EEEYIKES
How funny would it be if Trump suddenly decided to wear a full wig?
July 8, 2025 at 2:50 AM
How funny would it be if Trump suddenly decided to wear a full wig?
My favourite thing to do is getting out of doing things.
July 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
My favourite thing to do is getting out of doing things.
Remember slow news days? I miss them.
June 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Remember slow news days? I miss them.
I’m just counting down the days until Daft Punk reform.
April 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m just counting down the days until Daft Punk reform.
I don’t like how they joke about eating the animal characters in Moana. That’s really fucked up!
March 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I don’t like how they joke about eating the animal characters in Moana. That’s really fucked up!
Sharing is actually a good thing. Did you sleep in and miss the first day of kindergarten?
March 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Sharing is actually a good thing. Did you sleep in and miss the first day of kindergarten?
I’ve got to stop getting into arguments with infuriating AI apps.
February 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’ve got to stop getting into arguments with infuriating AI apps.
I’m not afraid to tell my parents I love them…but only with emojis 🥰
February 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m not afraid to tell my parents I love them…but only with emojis 🥰
I’m changing my VPN from 🇺🇸 to 🇬🇧 so Elon can’t get his mitts on the stuff I’m jerking it to.
February 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’m changing my VPN from 🇺🇸 to 🇬🇧 so Elon can’t get his mitts on the stuff I’m jerking it to.
I feel blessed to have perfect taste in music.
January 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I feel blessed to have perfect taste in music.
Spoil yourself this year and remove the water saving device in your showerhead.
January 7, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Spoil yourself this year and remove the water saving device in your showerhead.
The secret to the perfect photo is wiping all the damn grease off your phone’s lens before you take the shot.
January 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The secret to the perfect photo is wiping all the damn grease off your phone’s lens before you take the shot.
Let’s all agree to get our BBLs done at the same time. 🍑 ✨
December 11, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Let’s all agree to get our BBLs done at the same time. 🍑 ✨
It was all fun and games until we found out Hypercolor shirts caused cancer.
December 1, 2024 at 11:19 PM
It was all fun and games until we found out Hypercolor shirts caused cancer.
Remember when we used to have to press a button on our phones to unlock them? We were practically savages!
November 30, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Remember when we used to have to press a button on our phones to unlock them? We were practically savages!