Rob Smells
@robsmells.bsky.social
My bones are so brittle... but I always drink plenty of...
December 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My bones are so brittle... but I always drink plenty of...
Shout out that one King Missle song
March 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Shout out that one King Missle song
I don't give a shit about Pavement but I DO give a shit about the one frame appearance of a WDRE (greatest radio station of all time) poster in the background of the trailer.
March 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I don't give a shit about Pavement but I DO give a shit about the one frame appearance of a WDRE (greatest radio station of all time) poster in the background of the trailer.
Really sad there isn't some sort of social media site where I can discuss these sort of Jeremy Renner news items.
January 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Really sad there isn't some sort of social media site where I can discuss these sort of Jeremy Renner news items.
Mary with Joseph in Supreme shirt.
C. 1355
C. 1355
August 17, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Mary with Joseph in Supreme shirt.
C. 1355
C. 1355
I'm at the Smithsonian and they have an exhibit about you.
August 15, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I'm at the Smithsonian and they have an exhibit about you.
Thinking I look cute and then catching a glimpse of myself in the target self checkout camera
August 12, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Thinking I look cute and then catching a glimpse of myself in the target self checkout camera
Drinking out of Grim Fandango's head
February 14, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Drinking out of Grim Fandango's head
Shave your face with some mace in the dark.
November 3, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Shave your face with some mace in the dark.
Never been more frightened in my life.
October 7, 2023 at 6:45 PM
Never been more frightened in my life.
The subject line of this email made my brain smooth
September 10, 2023 at 3:21 PM
The subject line of this email made my brain smooth
Oops accidentally got seats that are TOO good at the phillies game.
August 30, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Oops accidentally got seats that are TOO good at the phillies game.
Symphony of the night is the greatest video game of all time
August 30, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Symphony of the night is the greatest video game of all time
When you nut but she keep suckin'
August 29, 2023 at 1:27 AM
When you nut but she keep suckin'
The Peepee Poopoo Man has parted ways with Scooter Braun as his manager, Billboard reports.
August 22, 2023 at 10:15 PM
The Peepee Poopoo Man has parted ways with Scooter Braun as his manager, Billboard reports.
Those fools made my girl crystal cost one less and now I'm Infinite.
August 17, 2023 at 11:01 PM
Those fools made my girl crystal cost one less and now I'm Infinite.
How it started/how it ended in some sweet sweet marvel snap
August 13, 2023 at 12:06 AM
How it started/how it ended in some sweet sweet marvel snap
What in the actual fuck
August 11, 2023 at 1:43 AM
What in the actual fuck
Sagat batting cleanup was a PROBLEM
August 4, 2023 at 12:51 AM
Sagat batting cleanup was a PROBLEM
So you go and you stand on your own. And you leave on your own. And you go home and you cry and you want to die.
July 11, 2023 at 1:11 AM
So you go and you stand on your own. And you leave on your own. And you go home and you cry and you want to die.