Rob Smells
@robsmells.bsky.social
My bones are so brittle... but I always drink plenty of...
December 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My bones are so brittle... but I always drink plenty of...
Uhhh... say it ain't so? abc7.com/post/weezer-...
Weezer bassist's wife shot by police amid wild manhunt for hit-and-run suspect in Eagle Rock
Author and wife of Weezer bassist Scott Shriner, Jillian Shriner, was shot by police and booked for attempted murder amid a manhunt for a hit-and-run suspect in an Eagle Rock neighborhood Tuesday.
abc7.com
April 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Uhhh... say it ain't so? abc7.com/post/weezer-...
My last baby tooth just fell out. I'm 43 years old.
March 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My last baby tooth just fell out. I'm 43 years old.
Shout out that one King Missle song
March 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Shout out that one King Missle song
Compression socks are a game changer
March 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Compression socks are a game changer
I just found out a place I frequent often that has a big ALL ITEMS ARE VEGITARIAN on the top of their menu straight up just uses real tuna in things. Well played jerks!!! No wonder it was so delicious.
March 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I just found out a place I frequent often that has a big ALL ITEMS ARE VEGITARIAN on the top of their menu straight up just uses real tuna in things. Well played jerks!!! No wonder it was so delicious.
I use whatsapp like it's AIM circa 2007. I put up a cryptic away message and then forgot it exists for months at a time.
March 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I use whatsapp like it's AIM circa 2007. I put up a cryptic away message and then forgot it exists for months at a time.
Holy frijoles there's a new MC Paul Barman album.
March 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Holy frijoles there's a new MC Paul Barman album.
I don't give a shit about Pavement but I DO give a shit about the one frame appearance of a WDRE (greatest radio station of all time) poster in the background of the trailer.
March 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I don't give a shit about Pavement but I DO give a shit about the one frame appearance of a WDRE (greatest radio station of all time) poster in the background of the trailer.
This is my only social media that isn't completely locked/private. I wonder if there are some real sickos out there stalking me on here. Just the most down bad freaks from my sordid past.
March 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
This is my only social media that isn't completely locked/private. I wonder if there are some real sickos out there stalking me on here. Just the most down bad freaks from my sordid past.
This is creating such an optical illusion in my brain.
I finally got a stand for my Marvel vs Capcom 2 dinner plate.
February 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is creating such an optical illusion in my brain.
Really sad there isn't some sort of social media site where I can discuss these sort of Jeremy Renner news items.
January 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Really sad there isn't some sort of social media site where I can discuss these sort of Jeremy Renner news items.
RIP Jeffrey Epstein. You would have loved the Neil Gaiman accusations.
January 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
RIP Jeffrey Epstein. You would have loved the Neil Gaiman accusations.
Did we miss anything? Catapult
December 23, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Did we miss anything? Catapult
Running this back because I'm still shocked that people I respect are willing to continue paying for a service that platforms fascists in exchange for learning they are in the top .05% of Siouxie and the Banshees listeners or whatever the fuck.
A fun thing in my life is everyone complains that a company gives money to fascists so I stop using it. Then 6 months later you all post your Spotify year end lists and I'm left looking at my Tidal subscription.
December 5, 2024 at 8:53 PM
Running this back because I'm still shocked that people I respect are willing to continue paying for a service that platforms fascists in exchange for learning they are in the top .05% of Siouxie and the Banshees listeners or whatever the fuck.
Mary with Joseph in Supreme shirt.
C. 1355
C. 1355
August 17, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Mary with Joseph in Supreme shirt.
C. 1355
C. 1355
Why are the floors of all concert venues the hardest substance known to man? After standing for 3 hours my feet are killing me. They should all be coated with that bouncy stuff you find on playgrounds.
August 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Why are the floors of all concert venues the hardest substance known to man? After standing for 3 hours my feet are killing me. They should all be coated with that bouncy stuff you find on playgrounds.
I'm at the Smithsonian and they have an exhibit about you.
August 15, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I'm at the Smithsonian and they have an exhibit about you.
Thinking I look cute and then catching a glimpse of myself in the target self checkout camera
August 12, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Thinking I look cute and then catching a glimpse of myself in the target self checkout camera
Had a disgustingly good time tonight. Also, totally ready to die.
March 22, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Had a disgustingly good time tonight. Also, totally ready to die.
Almost got beat up by a group of old men at a bar because I called one of them an asshole for continously using a slur. I'm never leaving the house again.
March 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Almost got beat up by a group of old men at a bar because I called one of them an asshole for continously using a slur. I'm never leaving the house again.
Eating dinner alone in Pittsburgh is more depressing than I could have ever imagined
February 25, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Eating dinner alone in Pittsburgh is more depressing than I could have ever imagined