The idea of including Neopets and 4chan in the same thought is so absurd it made me stop reading.

And yes, Film Strip Day is capitalized. The mere fact that you questioned it shows your ignorance

Me reading your post: I feel like she's overreacting a bit here.

Me looking at the picture: I owe this woman a handwritten apology...

There is a 100% chance that your local coffee shop makes better coffee than Starbucks. And I say that not knowing where you live or which coffee shop is close to your house.

Contrast this with the response of a president who was an actual decent human being.

Years ago, the deer population here on Long Island spiked and one of the representatives for the Hamptons in the cou ty legislature proposed releasing mountain lions to help population control.

"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict

I cosider it voodoo magic that my father could drive places before GPS.

I've really been enjoying the remastered this far.

You named your sled Garlic-infused ink?