I have hacked
the prompts
that were in
your model

and which
you were probably
stealing
for profit

Forgive me
they were poetic
pithy
and evocative

I’m absolutely fascinated. Riveted, if you will.

How odd. My machine is a body that turns machines into bodies.

DO A BARREL ROLL
NICE ROLLING, FOX

You tell those plants they best not give you any trouble. My mama needs her tincture!

His birth name is Francis Gasoline, Jr.
Heir to the Ass Gas or Grass Nobody Rides for Free bumper sticker empire.

Who specifically and repeatedly has stated that gun deaths are an acceptable cost for gun rights.

I’m sure there are worse timelines imaginable, but I struggle to imagine a more ignorant and self sabotaging one than.

Glad you got it sorted.

A customer was ordering one was asking after it about features and so on and cut himself off saying “Wouldn’t this mean someone with a knife would be suddenly attached to me as well as cross with me?”

I had no reply. I did not make the sale.

(🧵2/2)

The worst episode of candid camera ever.

In order to make an apple pie from scratch, first you must invent everything except no pickles.

But but but then how can I make the nazis like me now? Pretending that this is complicated is all I have, man.

“What the fuck” is the internet.