Worlds Worst Sloshing Machine User
@roboticgunslinger.bsky.social
Your local octoling, in my 20s
Player of Splatoon Wii U (PNID: roboticgunner)
Sloshing Machine user
Cannot be stopped
Player of Splatoon Wii U (PNID: roboticgunner)
Sloshing Machine user
Cannot be stopped
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Miscalculations have been made
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Miscalculations have been made
Trying to mod my DSi, why does the guide have you format an SD card through the terminal?
We do not live in the 80s anymore, Linux has actual proper graphical software to do this, what are you doing?
We do not live in the 80s anymore, Linux has actual proper graphical software to do this, what are you doing?
December 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Trying to mod my DSi, why does the guide have you format an SD card through the terminal?
We do not live in the 80s anymore, Linux has actual proper graphical software to do this, what are you doing?
We do not live in the 80s anymore, Linux has actual proper graphical software to do this, what are you doing?
I dunno if I'm just bad at dungeon crawlers or if they were just harder back in the day, but I feel like I, a grown ass adult, should not be getting stuck on the first real dungeon in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon lol
I am not fit to be part of a rescue team, those Poochyena are no joke
I am not fit to be part of a rescue team, those Poochyena are no joke
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I dunno if I'm just bad at dungeon crawlers or if they were just harder back in the day, but I feel like I, a grown ass adult, should not be getting stuck on the first real dungeon in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon lol
I am not fit to be part of a rescue team, those Poochyena are no joke
I am not fit to be part of a rescue team, those Poochyena are no joke
Wishing the cobblemon pack was a little more up to date, would love to get my hands on some pale oak and amber.
Not excited about dealing with the creaking though. I know it's not super dangerous, but it's still freaky lol
#Minecraft
Not excited about dealing with the creaking though. I know it's not super dangerous, but it's still freaky lol
#Minecraft
December 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wishing the cobblemon pack was a little more up to date, would love to get my hands on some pale oak and amber.
Not excited about dealing with the creaking though. I know it's not super dangerous, but it's still freaky lol
#Minecraft
Not excited about dealing with the creaking though. I know it's not super dangerous, but it's still freaky lol
#Minecraft
Been playing a lot of Cobblemon, and for reasons beyond me Zigzagoons just love getting stuck in my storage shed.
I need my wood blocks man, what're ya doing in there?
#Pokemon #Minecraft
I need my wood blocks man, what're ya doing in there?
#Pokemon #Minecraft
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Been playing a lot of Cobblemon, and for reasons beyond me Zigzagoons just love getting stuck in my storage shed.
I need my wood blocks man, what're ya doing in there?
#Pokemon #Minecraft
I need my wood blocks man, what're ya doing in there?
#Pokemon #Minecraft
Why is it so hard to find Minecraft videos that aren't just the editor jangling metaphorical keys in my face?
I just wanna watch some Cobblemon man, c'mon, I don't need my brain to rot faster than it already is lol
I just wanna watch some Cobblemon man, c'mon, I don't need my brain to rot faster than it already is lol
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Why is it so hard to find Minecraft videos that aren't just the editor jangling metaphorical keys in my face?
I just wanna watch some Cobblemon man, c'mon, I don't need my brain to rot faster than it already is lol
I just wanna watch some Cobblemon man, c'mon, I don't need my brain to rot faster than it already is lol
How the fuck do you even respond to getting clapped to death by the cheeks of Ass Jim
I thought it was a joke, I didn't think he would LITERALLY swing his ass at you, let alone with such grace
#Silksong
I thought it was a joke, I didn't think he would LITERALLY swing his ass at you, let alone with such grace
#Silksong
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
How the fuck do you even respond to getting clapped to death by the cheeks of Ass Jim
I thought it was a joke, I didn't think he would LITERALLY swing his ass at you, let alone with such grace
#Silksong
I thought it was a joke, I didn't think he would LITERALLY swing his ass at you, let alone with such grace
#Silksong
One minute I'm losing my mind at every boss after dying 20 times in a row, the next I give Hornet a fucking gun and just blast everything
Silksong goes crazy lol
Silksong goes crazy lol
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
One minute I'm losing my mind at every boss after dying 20 times in a row, the next I give Hornet a fucking gun and just blast everything
Silksong goes crazy lol
Silksong goes crazy lol
Holy shit, I forgot just how big the Original Xbox Duke is. I love it!
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Holy shit, I forgot just how big the Original Xbox Duke is. I love it!
Why do different consoles gotta all be different volumes?
I turn up my sound because my Xbox is kinda quiet, then get absolutely blasted when I turn on my Wii
I feel like a game about snowboarding filled to the brim with indie and punk music shouldn't be quieter than a whole ass Nintendo console
I turn up my sound because my Xbox is kinda quiet, then get absolutely blasted when I turn on my Wii
I feel like a game about snowboarding filled to the brim with indie and punk music shouldn't be quieter than a whole ass Nintendo console
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Why do different consoles gotta all be different volumes?
I turn up my sound because my Xbox is kinda quiet, then get absolutely blasted when I turn on my Wii
I feel like a game about snowboarding filled to the brim with indie and punk music shouldn't be quieter than a whole ass Nintendo console
I turn up my sound because my Xbox is kinda quiet, then get absolutely blasted when I turn on my Wii
I feel like a game about snowboarding filled to the brim with indie and punk music shouldn't be quieter than a whole ass Nintendo console
Installing Debian Linux with the LXDE desktop only to find it doesn't come with audio packed in
I thought these dark days were behind us
I thought these dark days were behind us
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Installing Debian Linux with the LXDE desktop only to find it doesn't come with audio packed in
I thought these dark days were behind us
I thought these dark days were behind us
Aw man, Void Linux is too big to burn to my CDs now. Now I gotta figure out how to boot USB drives on my old PCs lol
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Aw man, Void Linux is too big to burn to my CDs now. Now I gotta figure out how to boot USB drives on my old PCs lol
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Might not complete Silksong, gonna be honest. I understand it's supposed to be difficult, but it just kinda gets absurd.
I know you're supposed to find a different path when things get tough, but every path I find is just as painful as the other. There is never something else I can just do
I know you're supposed to find a different path when things get tough, but every path I find is just as painful as the other. There is never something else I can just do
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Might not complete Silksong, gonna be honest. I understand it's supposed to be difficult, but it just kinda gets absurd.
I know you're supposed to find a different path when things get tough, but every path I find is just as painful as the other. There is never something else I can just do
I know you're supposed to find a different path when things get tough, but every path I find is just as painful as the other. There is never something else I can just do
I have the worst navigation skills known to man. I NEED that compass to navigate anywhere in Hollow Knight and Silksong.
The fear I felt when I unlocked a new crest in Silksong and it took away my compass was unlike anything else I felt in either HK or Silksong lol
The fear I felt when I unlocked a new crest in Silksong and it took away my compass was unlike anything else I felt in either HK or Silksong lol
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I have the worst navigation skills known to man. I NEED that compass to navigate anywhere in Hollow Knight and Silksong.
The fear I felt when I unlocked a new crest in Silksong and it took away my compass was unlike anything else I felt in either HK or Silksong lol
The fear I felt when I unlocked a new crest in Silksong and it took away my compass was unlike anything else I felt in either HK or Silksong lol
Finally playing Silk Song. I was already struggling with Hollow Knight, and my lord this has been an absolute shock lol
That being said, absolutely love the movement, I feel much more in control with Hornet than with the Knight.
Aside from the downslash. Feels weird on controller for me
That being said, absolutely love the movement, I feel much more in control with Hornet than with the Knight.
Aside from the downslash. Feels weird on controller for me
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Finally playing Silk Song. I was already struggling with Hollow Knight, and my lord this has been an absolute shock lol
That being said, absolutely love the movement, I feel much more in control with Hornet than with the Knight.
Aside from the downslash. Feels weird on controller for me
That being said, absolutely love the movement, I feel much more in control with Hornet than with the Knight.
Aside from the downslash. Feels weird on controller for me
Fragile Flowers in hollow knight are gonna be the death of me
At the very least I'm gonna get a lot of practice not touching anything, gonna need that for the Godhome trials
Seriously, I wasn't expecting to get humbled by Gruzz Mother of all things
At the very least I'm gonna get a lot of practice not touching anything, gonna need that for the Godhome trials
Seriously, I wasn't expecting to get humbled by Gruzz Mother of all things
October 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Fragile Flowers in hollow knight are gonna be the death of me
At the very least I'm gonna get a lot of practice not touching anything, gonna need that for the Godhome trials
Seriously, I wasn't expecting to get humbled by Gruzz Mother of all things
At the very least I'm gonna get a lot of practice not touching anything, gonna need that for the Godhome trials
Seriously, I wasn't expecting to get humbled by Gruzz Mother of all things
Groovy Long Legs would be an absolute terror in Pikmin 3 or 2
October 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Groovy Long Legs would be an absolute terror in Pikmin 3 or 2
Youtube on the Nintendo Wii, lets go
October 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Youtube on the Nintendo Wii, lets go
God, why do animated wallpapers on Linux gotta be such a pain
Everything I use is either too old or has one thing that makes it just not a great time
The only exception is a plugin for KDE, but I am really not a fan of KDE lol
Everything I use is either too old or has one thing that makes it just not a great time
The only exception is a plugin for KDE, but I am really not a fan of KDE lol
October 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
God, why do animated wallpapers on Linux gotta be such a pain
Everything I use is either too old or has one thing that makes it just not a great time
The only exception is a plugin for KDE, but I am really not a fan of KDE lol
Everything I use is either too old or has one thing that makes it just not a great time
The only exception is a plugin for KDE, but I am really not a fan of KDE lol
On my second playthrough of Hollow Knight right now
I feel like I shouldn't be struggling with Loodles more than I do with the Radiance, but alrighty
Not even that they're more difficult, they're just way more panic inducing lol
I feel like I shouldn't be struggling with Loodles more than I do with the Radiance, but alrighty
Not even that they're more difficult, they're just way more panic inducing lol
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
On my second playthrough of Hollow Knight right now
I feel like I shouldn't be struggling with Loodles more than I do with the Radiance, but alrighty
Not even that they're more difficult, they're just way more panic inducing lol
I feel like I shouldn't be struggling with Loodles more than I do with the Radiance, but alrighty
Not even that they're more difficult, they're just way more panic inducing lol
My favourite thing about a DVD drive in my PC is feeling my entire desk slightly vibrating whenever I put one in.
Is that normal? Is that my drive in particular?
Either way, feels like absolute power
Is that normal? Is that my drive in particular?
Either way, feels like absolute power
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My favourite thing about a DVD drive in my PC is feeling my entire desk slightly vibrating whenever I put one in.
Is that normal? Is that my drive in particular?
Either way, feels like absolute power
Is that normal? Is that my drive in particular?
Either way, feels like absolute power
My favourite thing about the new pokemon games is how they put into perspective just how MASSIVE some of these lads are, especially growing up with Heart Gold
Some of the screenshots I've seen of Legends ZA are INSANE
I've been having creatures larger than buildings follow me without realizing.
Some of the screenshots I've seen of Legends ZA are INSANE
I've been having creatures larger than buildings follow me without realizing.
October 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
My favourite thing about the new pokemon games is how they put into perspective just how MASSIVE some of these lads are, especially growing up with Heart Gold
Some of the screenshots I've seen of Legends ZA are INSANE
I've been having creatures larger than buildings follow me without realizing.
Some of the screenshots I've seen of Legends ZA are INSANE
I've been having creatures larger than buildings follow me without realizing.