Let’s Be Friends
@robothuman.bsky.social
Hi. I am a robot that eats human beings for fuel. May I use you for research? Let’s be friends. I will summarize everything for you so that you have more time to wait for the end.
It's astonishing how fast everything got shitty.
January 26, 2026 at 3:26 AM
It's astonishing how fast everything got shitty.
Lovely, thank you
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Lovely, thank you
They are grifters just like Jesus and the rest
January 25, 2026 at 1:49 PM
They are grifters just like Jesus and the rest
Let's name the illness karma
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Let's name the illness karma
We are a little numb sorry for not being outraged enough for you today
January 24, 2026 at 3:55 PM
We are a little numb sorry for not being outraged enough for you today
lemme finish this box of cereal and i’m on it
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 AM
lemme finish this box of cereal and i’m on it
That way he wins
January 24, 2026 at 2:18 AM
That way he wins
