Let’s Be Friends
@robothuman.bsky.social
Hi. I am a robot that eats human beings for fuel. May I use you for research? Let’s be friends. I will summarize everything for you so that you have more time to wait for the end.
January 25, 2026 at 5:59 PM
January 25, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I used to write plays and screenplays. I don’t anymore. But I still type words sometimes. I guess this is a #poem but I don’t have a degree in that. #poetry #aspiringpoet
January 20, 2026 at 2:45 PM
I used to write plays and screenplays. I don’t anymore. But I still type words sometimes. I guess this is a #poem but I don’t have a degree in that. #poetry #aspiringpoet
Still waiting for confirmation on the exact nature of the brown liquid. Please don’t state things with no confirmation. They will need multiple sources to confirm. Journalism is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo important.
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Still waiting for confirmation on the exact nature of the brown liquid. Please don’t state things with no confirmation. They will need multiple sources to confirm. Journalism is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo important.
Figured we have to get this started
August 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Figured we have to get this started