Rob H&ynes
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Rob H&ynes
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stats.

Oxford, UK
Yay! Now resssssssst.
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I declare the motion passed.
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
And it rarely snows *under* bridges. At least not exactly as heavily as elsewhere.
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This isn't Harrods, Madam.
December 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I have clearly led a sheltered life.
December 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Becoming an adult isn't about achieving competence. It's about becoming the one who's expected to fake competence.
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Every day the world becomes a more complicated, confusing place.
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Oh, that's Chandleresque. Chandlery. Whatever.
December 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Petition for Moo to do *all* the weather reports.
December 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM
It's absolute mince, but I'm also hooked.
December 9, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I missed this at the time, but my condolences.
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
The most wonderful time of the year.
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Sending the best. Keep us posted.
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Yeah they do.
And yeah, you need one of these:
December 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oh, ta. Not ruinously expensive, either.
December 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM