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Did you know you could get a degree in ‘Stove Engineering”? Look at this guy fixing the hell out of that stove.
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Man, they have everything
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Saw this flash by on my feed and guessed it was Germany… ’till I saw Pan and James in the background. I used to watch their videos when I was in Thailand and wondered what happened to them. I shoud‘nov went down the rabbit hole, I didn’t need to know another girl got her face eaten by a chimpanzee.
Afternoon in Karagoe!!! All the buildings are unchanged after 100s of years, but there have a Candy Lane where you can get sugar sticks and chocolate pots de crème! And this cat building!
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When a fanny pirate starts lecturing the world about religion…
October 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hey, you know what smells real neat? An entire living room covered in pigeon guano.
August 31, 2025 at 7:19 AM
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when bluesky’s are grey
August 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
“What is it?” asked John. “A box I made to put my 12v car battery in, so it doesn’t pose a safety hazard in the trunk,” said Alex. “What? That’s absolutely the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard! You are so stupid!” laughed John. “Oh,” said Alex, “I guess I’ll have to think of another use for it then…”
August 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The new and improved Cracker Barrel logo has won the hearts of lovefesters and j6’rs nationwide (from Tennessee to Idaho anyway) Even Jr. shot a load when he saw it!
August 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Ten wreck
August 14, 2025 at 5:52 AM
40 damn years. It was cool and weird, like a global televised Woodstock. Was it effective? I don’t know, ask someone from Ethiopia. 80’s gen we grew up with commercials of stick thin black babies covered in flies, until it was norm and everyone was desensitized.

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August 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
August 14, 2025 at 4:17 AM
…extraordinary ability, [who] are an outstanding professor or researcher, or are a multinational executive or manager.
Yea.
August 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
“Her green card was granted under the elite EB-1 program... That preferential program, known as the "Einstein visa," is intended for immigrants with "extraordinary ability, [who] are an outstanding professor or researcher, or are a multinational executive or manager”

www.npr.org/2018/08/10/6...
First Lady's Parents Become U.S. Citizens Thanks To 'Chain Migration'
Melania Trump's Slovenian-born parents, Amalija and Viktor Knavs, were sworn in at a private ceremony in Manhattan on Thursday.
www.npr.org
August 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Yea, ok, tariffs aren’t affecting coffee prices. Epstein killed himself. There were stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
August 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Tragedy at the zoo! Poor, poor, Poo-Poo the Polar Bear has been exposed to mind meddling brainworms. He’ll have to HEAD over to the medical department ASAP when he’s finished his lunch.
August 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Who knew it was this simple. To think of all the time I’ve wasted with rubber bands and a blow dryer.
August 13, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The survival scene from The Revenant. (Kitty cat version). Or was it The Empire Strikes Back
August 13, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Catfish
August 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Mouses move into Meaty Milton’s mighty mound. He doesn’t mind. He doesn’t even have one. It mutated into mush and the mice munched it for a meal.
August 13, 2025 at 6:17 AM
She made the perfect hole the shape of her body in our vintage knotted wood kitchen cabinets.
August 13, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Will somebody please, PLEASE, PLEEEEEASE, loan me 3500 dollars.
August 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
God damn, they love their radio.
August 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Deck building 101, for the single middle aged white American male suburbanite
August 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Conan rocks.
August 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
C’mon musky, (space boy, tesla turd), -harakiri-, harakiri right now, c’mon ahole, you can do it, I know you can.
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM