"If we could have a nurse please, to the tunnel of goats"

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Where are you mentally?

That looks magical!

I was gonna ask which leg was missing but then I realised they could all be in a line and now my brain is trying to figure out what that would even look like and how it would balance

Hairdryer and knife for maximum danger

Nice! Sounds like a really awesome experience. Hope the rest of the trip is good

My word, that looks incredible! (and incredibly cold)

It's the wrong sort of tyranny for the gun owners

We've gone gas free in the last couple of months by switching to an air source heat pump over the summer and then switching our gas hob out for induction. Felt really good getting the mains gas disconnected and the meter taken away

We had a yellow warning for snow and ice in the south west earlier this week but nothing came of it. I love watching snow fall, covering normally mundane items and making them seem somehow magical

I think there was a mispronunciation somewhere and it's actually the FIFA Piss Prize

Big Boy Did Thing. I want Big Boy to be my friend. Thing is therefore good - me, for the telegraph

New Year's day often feels like a Sunday to me. But yeah, it's not Thursday is it

Absolutely fuck all and it's glorious!