"Tony Holton, Tony Holton, yes -- it's the assonance."
"Tony Holton, Tony Holton, yes -- it's the assonance."
"Tony Holton, Tony Holton, yes -- it's the assonance."
"Tony Holton."
"There you are, you see. You remember things extremely well when you really want to."
"Tony Holton."
"There you are, you see. You remember things extremely well when you really want to."
"Give them time, dear."
"They've had ages, mum, ages."
"Give them time, dear."
"They've had ages, mum, ages."
"They spoil you, pic."
"Not me, mum. Not me they don't. I wouldn't let 'em."
"Be off, scallywag! You'd fasten on them if you could."
"They spoil you, pic."
"Not me, mum. Not me they don't. I wouldn't let 'em."
"Be off, scallywag! You'd fasten on them if you could."
"Yes -- not gushing types, dad says."
"Yes -- not gushing types, dad says."
"Off with your jumper."
"Mum," letting her slip it off me without hindrance. "D'you still think them wonderful, the Drummonds?"
"Off with your jumper."
"Mum," letting her slip it off me without hindrance. "D'you still think them wonderful, the Drummonds?"
One day mum catches me gazing out of the window at their house.
"End of peek-a-boo," she says. "Back to your reading. Where are you stuck? Then back to wee crazy."
One day mum catches me gazing out of the window at their house.
"End of peek-a-boo," she says. "Back to your reading. Where are you stuck? Then back to wee crazy."
Or their dear old white-bearded father may come out to take the air, either wheeled out for a ride in his chair or tottering along solo on his own intrepid feet.
Or their dear old white-bearded father may come out to take the air, either wheeled out for a ride in his chair or tottering along solo on his own intrepid feet.
Quite likely, if you look out, knowing something about the Drummonds, you will spot Dora at work at her drawing-board ensconced in the angle of the upper bay window, or she may be down in their square of front garden picking flowers or mowing the grass or clipping away at the small beech hedgerow.
Quite likely, if you look out, knowing something about the Drummonds, you will spot Dora at work at her drawing-board ensconced in the angle of the upper bay window, or she may be down in their square of front garden picking flowers or mowing the grass or clipping away at the small beech hedgerow.
You can see it perfectly from our drawing-room window, but less so from mum and dad's bedroom window because the bushy top of the nearest of the small rowan trees that lined the pavements at intervals is somewhat in the way.
You can see it perfectly from our drawing-room window, but less so from mum and dad's bedroom window because the bushy top of the nearest of the small rowan trees that lined the pavements at intervals is somewhat in the way.
Next day, their house is pointed out to me.
Next day, their house is pointed out to me.
One by one the sweet pea-patterned tea things are very carefully washed up and then arranged on the draining board just as carefully, like a still life.
Edging me away, dad dries, so that the still life finds itself diminishing faster than it can be built up.
One by one the sweet pea-patterned tea things are very carefully washed up and then arranged on the draining board just as carefully, like a still life.
Edging me away, dad dries, so that the still life finds itself diminishing faster than it can be built up.
Collected later by dad, I glimpse only the remains of the wonderful tea; two little cairns of red-stained jam stones being scraped off sweet pea-patterned china into the garbage, followed by several flicks of particoloured crumbs, the large scrumptious white ones puffy as snowflakes.
Collected later by dad, I glimpse only the remains of the wonderful tea; two little cairns of red-stained jam stones being scraped off sweet pea-patterned china into the garbage, followed by several flicks of particoloured crumbs, the large scrumptious white ones puffy as snowflakes.
Collapse of mum.
I miss out. Bobbing* young boy as I am, nuisance that I might be, I've been dumped out of the way at godmother's for the day.
*author was known as "Bobby" as a boy
Collapse of mum.
I miss out. Bobbing* young boy as I am, nuisance that I might be, I've been dumped out of the way at godmother's for the day.
*author was known as "Bobby" as a boy
But the boot of the charity, so to speak, is on the other foot.
This lady is our neighbour from across the road. Having seen what's going on and imagined all the difficulties, they've thought to bring a tray of tea across.
But the boot of the charity, so to speak, is on the other foot.
This lady is our neighbour from across the road. Having seen what's going on and imagined all the difficulties, they've thought to bring a tray of tea across.
Who can it be? Certainly not the gas man back again, or not at any rate the same bluff rollicking one who cuffed and walloped the faulty meter.
Probably some well-off and depressingly well-spoken, indefeasible lady with a collecting box and a heart-rending spiel.
Mum answers the door.
Who can it be? Certainly not the gas man back again, or not at any rate the same bluff rollicking one who cuffed and walloped the faulty meter.
Probably some well-off and depressingly well-spoken, indefeasible lady with a collecting box and a heart-rending spiel.
Mum answers the door.
Rat-tittitty-rat-tat rat-tat!
All that. But not banged out in vulgar or officious haste. Far from it -- tapped out very gently and very slowly, almost gradually, with such self-negation as seem at odds with the signal form assumed.
Rat-tittitty-rat-tat rat-tat!
All that. But not banged out in vulgar or officious haste. Far from it -- tapped out very gently and very slowly, almost gradually, with such self-negation as seem at odds with the signal form assumed.
Put the kettle on.
It can't be true when dad declares the milk undrinkable and mum espies an earwig in the sugar. Whatever now?
As if in answer the strangely deep sound of our now very own door-knocker, a gnarled and lumpish black-painted iron crescent, reaches their ears.
Put the kettle on.
It can't be true when dad declares the milk undrinkable and mum espies an earwig in the sugar. Whatever now?
As if in answer the strangely deep sound of our now very own door-knocker, a gnarled and lumpish black-painted iron crescent, reaches their ears.
What if chaos still reigns? It's all damned that fiddling and twiddling in situ upstairs and down that takes the time (not de-throning chaos but de-kinking curtains and de-rucking carpets) and with the worst of that behind them, at long last they're home and they know it.
Tea time.
What if chaos still reigns? It's all damned that fiddling and twiddling in situ upstairs and down that takes the time (not de-throning chaos but de-kinking curtains and de-rucking carpets) and with the worst of that behind them, at long last they're home and they know it.
Tea time.