Robin Bijlani
@robinbijlani.bsky.social
Cat mom. Software engineer.
📍North Carolina, US.
📍North Carolina, US.
Sometimes I turn my head to the left and I just see this.
February 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Sometimes I turn my head to the left and I just see this.
A great write-up:
www.reallyveryhuman.com/out-w-the-old/
www.reallyveryhuman.com/out-w-the-old/
Out With The Old
How the Democrats have freed us from the Democrats
www.reallyveryhuman.com
January 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A great write-up:
www.reallyveryhuman.com/out-w-the-old/
www.reallyveryhuman.com/out-w-the-old/
Me: "Did you see all the US A.I. stocks were down?"
My mom: "Yeah because of AL (pronounced as in Al Bundy) from China."
Me: "Wait wait wait... AL?! 🤣🤣🤣"
My mom: "Yeah because of AL (pronounced as in Al Bundy) from China."
Me: "Wait wait wait... AL?! 🤣🤣🤣"
January 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Me: "Did you see all the US A.I. stocks were down?"
My mom: "Yeah because of AL (pronounced as in Al Bundy) from China."
Me: "Wait wait wait... AL?! 🤣🤣🤣"
My mom: "Yeah because of AL (pronounced as in Al Bundy) from China."
Me: "Wait wait wait... AL?! 🤣🤣🤣"
Well, running outside in your pajamas at 7:30am in freezing temps to deal with a burst pipe flooding the yard is one way to get the blood pumping to start your day.
January 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Well, running outside in your pajamas at 7:30am in freezing temps to deal with a burst pipe flooding the yard is one way to get the blood pumping to start your day.
Google's abandoned account cleanup emails really make me wonder what I was up to x years ago. This one was definitely me but I have no idea what I was using it for.
January 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Google's abandoned account cleanup emails really make me wonder what I was up to x years ago. This one was definitely me but I have no idea what I was using it for.
Google knows me a little too well.
January 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Google knows me a little too well.
Me: "Do you want anything from the store?"
Partner: "Spaghetti Os"
Me: "Do you have food for the next few days? There's a big storm coming. That's what I was getting at."
Partner: "Okay 4 Spaghetti Os"
Partner: "Spaghetti Os"
Me: "Do you have food for the next few days? There's a big storm coming. That's what I was getting at."
Partner: "Okay 4 Spaghetti Os"
January 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Me: "Do you want anything from the store?"
Partner: "Spaghetti Os"
Me: "Do you have food for the next few days? There's a big storm coming. That's what I was getting at."
Partner: "Okay 4 Spaghetti Os"
Partner: "Spaghetti Os"
Me: "Do you have food for the next few days? There's a big storm coming. That's what I was getting at."
Partner: "Okay 4 Spaghetti Os"
Well it's my first workday of 2025 and I already lost that weekly planner I was intending to start using today. So things are going about as well as I expected.
January 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Well it's my first workday of 2025 and I already lost that weekly planner I was intending to start using today. So things are going about as well as I expected.
I'm seeing all these weird ads from Chuck Norris on YouTube. Three of his dogs died and he blamed their diet, so he started selling his own dog food. His wife was poisoned by MRIs so he started selling supplements. Is he just poisoning everyone around him for marketing purposes?
January 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm seeing all these weird ads from Chuck Norris on YouTube. Three of his dogs died and he blamed their diet, so he started selling his own dog food. His wife was poisoned by MRIs so he started selling supplements. Is he just poisoning everyone around him for marketing purposes?
Nothing hurts more than being turned into a sheep when you're trying to beat someone up.
January 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Nothing hurts more than being turned into a sheep when you're trying to beat someone up.
🎮 Best games of the year:
1. Hades 2
2. Balatro
3. Enshrouded
1. Hades 2
2. Balatro
3. Enshrouded
December 31, 2024 at 7:46 PM
🎮 Best games of the year:
1. Hades 2
2. Balatro
3. Enshrouded
1. Hades 2
2. Balatro
3. Enshrouded
Does life get better than this?
December 30, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Does life get better than this?
Late to the party on this one, but 'The Substance' was great!
December 27, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Late to the party on this one, but 'The Substance' was great!
Don't fucking buy balloons if you can't keep a hold of them. They always end up in natural areas and endanger animals.
December 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Don't fucking buy balloons if you can't keep a hold of them. They always end up in natural areas and endanger animals.
Our new TV came with free WrestleMania!
December 25, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Our new TV came with free WrestleMania!
The prices at Fresh Market are insane.
December 23, 2024 at 7:02 PM
The prices at Fresh Market are insane.
No, Google, I do not want a canvas print of that time an Amazon driver destroyed my mailbox.
December 23, 2024 at 5:30 PM
No, Google, I do not want a canvas print of that time an Amazon driver destroyed my mailbox.
Christmas has come early.
December 22, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Christmas has come early.
In case you don't already have Vampire Survivors, you can pick it up for free on Epic. #bulletheaven
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/vamp...
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/vamp...
Vampire Survivors | Download and Buy Today - Epic Games Store
Download and play Vampire Survivors at the Epic Games Store. Check for platform availability and price!
store.epicgames.com
December 19, 2024 at 8:15 PM
In case you don't already have Vampire Survivors, you can pick it up for free on Epic. #bulletheaven
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/vamp...
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/vamp...
Anyone on Android who has a phone that's a bit too big to handle: Try out QuickCursor. Pretty innovative one-handed mode from an independent dev. Impressed!
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Quick Cursor: One-Handed mode - Apps on Google Play
Makes it easier to use large smartphones with one hand by using a cursor.
play.google.com
December 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Anyone on Android who has a phone that's a bit too big to handle: Try out QuickCursor. Pretty innovative one-handed mode from an independent dev. Impressed!
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Hello Mr. Skink.
December 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Hello Mr. Skink.
The Uber delivery guy obliterated our internet utility box (while driving forward, too 🤷♀️). More proof that Taco Bell delivery is never worth the price you have to pay.
December 17, 2024 at 1:00 AM
The Uber delivery guy obliterated our internet utility box (while driving forward, too 🤷♀️). More proof that Taco Bell delivery is never worth the price you have to pay.
Has any child ever been good at playing the recorder? Or is this a sadistic test for parents?
December 16, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Has any child ever been good at playing the recorder? Or is this a sadistic test for parents?