Robin Bijlani
robinbijlani.bsky.social
Robin Bijlani
@robinbijlani.bsky.social
Cat mom. Software engineer.
📍North Carolina, US.
Sometimes I turn my head to the left and I just see this.
February 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Me: "Did you see all the US A.I. stocks were down?"
My mom: "Yeah because of AL (pronounced as in Al Bundy) from China."
Me: "Wait wait wait... AL?! 🤣🤣🤣"
January 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Well, running outside in your pajamas at 7:30am in freezing temps to deal with a burst pipe flooding the yard is one way to get the blood pumping to start your day.
January 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Google's abandoned account cleanup emails really make me wonder what I was up to x years ago. This one was definitely me but I have no idea what I was using it for.
January 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Google knows me a little too well.
January 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Me: "Do you want anything from the store?"
Partner: "Spaghetti Os"
Me: "Do you have food for the next few days? There's a big storm coming. That's what I was getting at."
Partner: "Okay 4 Spaghetti Os"
January 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Well it's my first workday of 2025 and I already lost that weekly planner I was intending to start using today. So things are going about as well as I expected.
January 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I'm seeing all these weird ads from Chuck Norris on YouTube. Three of his dogs died and he blamed their diet, so he started selling his own dog food. His wife was poisoned by MRIs so he started selling supplements. Is he just poisoning everyone around him for marketing purposes?
January 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nothing hurts more than being turned into a sheep when you're trying to beat someone up.
January 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
🎮 Best games of the year:
1. Hades 2
2. Balatro
3. Enshrouded
December 31, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Does life get better than this?
December 30, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Really? 🤔
December 28, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Late to the party on this one, but 'The Substance' was great!
December 27, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Don't fucking buy balloons if you can't keep a hold of them. They always end up in natural areas and endanger animals.
December 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Our new TV came with free WrestleMania!
December 25, 2024 at 2:06 PM
The prices at Fresh Market are insane.
December 23, 2024 at 7:02 PM
No, Google, I do not want a canvas print of that time an Amazon driver destroyed my mailbox.
December 23, 2024 at 5:30 PM
December 22, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Christmas has come early.
December 22, 2024 at 1:04 PM
In case you don't already have Vampire Survivors, you can pick it up for free on Epic. #bulletheaven
store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/vamp...
Vampire Survivors | Download and Buy Today - Epic Games Store
Download and play Vampire Survivors at the Epic Games Store. Check for platform availability and price!
store.epicgames.com
December 19, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Anyone on Android who has a phone that's a bit too big to handle: Try out QuickCursor. Pretty innovative one-handed mode from an independent dev. Impressed!
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
Quick Cursor: One-Handed mode - Apps on Google Play
Makes it easier to use large smartphones with one hand by using a cursor.
play.google.com
December 19, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Hello Mr. Skink.
December 17, 2024 at 2:55 AM
The Uber delivery guy obliterated our internet utility box (while driving forward, too 🤷‍♀️). More proof that Taco Bell delivery is never worth the price you have to pay.
December 17, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Has any child ever been good at playing the recorder? Or is this a sadistic test for parents?
December 16, 2024 at 3:07 AM