Robin Bijlani
@robinbijlani.bsky.social
Cat mom. Software engineer.
📍North Carolina, US.
📍North Carolina, US.
I was certain she was hiding more in the back!
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I was certain she was hiding more in the back!
Well I see 5 but I think it's probably around 7.
September 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Well I see 5 but I think it's probably around 7.
Create a contest where we have to guess how many jars of pickles are in there.
September 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Create a contest where we have to guess how many jars of pickles are in there.
Sometimes I turn my head to the left and I just see this.
February 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Sometimes I turn my head to the left and I just see this.
A great write-up:
www.reallyveryhuman.com/out-w-the-old/
www.reallyveryhuman.com/out-w-the-old/
Out With The Old
How the Democrats have freed us from the Democrats
www.reallyveryhuman.com
January 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
A great write-up:
www.reallyveryhuman.com/out-w-the-old/
www.reallyveryhuman.com/out-w-the-old/
Me: "Did you see all the US A.I. stocks were down?"
My mom: "Yeah because of AL (pronounced as in Al Bundy) from China."
Me: "Wait wait wait... AL?! 🤣🤣🤣"
My mom: "Yeah because of AL (pronounced as in Al Bundy) from China."
Me: "Wait wait wait... AL?! 🤣🤣🤣"
January 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Me: "Did you see all the US A.I. stocks were down?"
My mom: "Yeah because of AL (pronounced as in Al Bundy) from China."
Me: "Wait wait wait... AL?! 🤣🤣🤣"
My mom: "Yeah because of AL (pronounced as in Al Bundy) from China."
Me: "Wait wait wait... AL?! 🤣🤣🤣"
Well, running outside in your pajamas at 7:30am in freezing temps to deal with a burst pipe flooding the yard is one way to get the blood pumping to start your day.
January 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Well, running outside in your pajamas at 7:30am in freezing temps to deal with a burst pipe flooding the yard is one way to get the blood pumping to start your day.
Google's abandoned account cleanup emails really make me wonder what I was up to x years ago. This one was definitely me but I have no idea what I was using it for.
January 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Google's abandoned account cleanup emails really make me wonder what I was up to x years ago. This one was definitely me but I have no idea what I was using it for.
Google knows me a little too well.
January 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Google knows me a little too well.
You know, when I buy Spaghetti Os at the store, I worry that people will think I'm a bad mom.
January 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You know, when I buy Spaghetti Os at the store, I worry that people will think I'm a bad mom.
Me: "Do you want anything from the store?"
Partner: "Spaghetti Os"
Me: "Do you have food for the next few days? There's a big storm coming. That's what I was getting at."
Partner: "Okay 4 Spaghetti Os"
Partner: "Spaghetti Os"
Me: "Do you have food for the next few days? There's a big storm coming. That's what I was getting at."
Partner: "Okay 4 Spaghetti Os"
January 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Me: "Do you want anything from the store?"
Partner: "Spaghetti Os"
Me: "Do you have food for the next few days? There's a big storm coming. That's what I was getting at."
Partner: "Okay 4 Spaghetti Os"
Partner: "Spaghetti Os"
Me: "Do you have food for the next few days? There's a big storm coming. That's what I was getting at."
Partner: "Okay 4 Spaghetti Os"
Well it's my first workday of 2025 and I already lost that weekly planner I was intending to start using today. So things are going about as well as I expected.
January 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Well it's my first workday of 2025 and I already lost that weekly planner I was intending to start using today. So things are going about as well as I expected.
I'm seeing all these weird ads from Chuck Norris on YouTube. Three of his dogs died and he blamed their diet, so he started selling his own dog food. His wife was poisoned by MRIs so he started selling supplements. Is he just poisoning everyone around him for marketing purposes?
January 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I'm seeing all these weird ads from Chuck Norris on YouTube. Three of his dogs died and he blamed their diet, so he started selling his own dog food. His wife was poisoned by MRIs so he started selling supplements. Is he just poisoning everyone around him for marketing purposes?
Nothing hurts more than being turned into a sheep when you're trying to beat someone up.
January 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Nothing hurts more than being turned into a sheep when you're trying to beat someone up.
🎮 Best games of the year:
1. Hades 2
2. Balatro
3. Enshrouded
1. Hades 2
2. Balatro
3. Enshrouded
December 31, 2024 at 7:46 PM
🎮 Best games of the year:
1. Hades 2
2. Balatro
3. Enshrouded
1. Hades 2
2. Balatro
3. Enshrouded
Does life get better than this?
December 30, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Does life get better than this?
Late to the party on this one, but 'The Substance' was great!
December 27, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Late to the party on this one, but 'The Substance' was great!
It's such a soap opera.
old.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAt...
old.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAt...
Disagree with the manbaby in charge, get demonetized lol
Posted in r/LeopardsAteMyFace by u/exogenesis2 • 15,272 points and 1,056 comments
old.reddit.com
December 27, 2024 at 9:45 PM
It's such a soap opera.
old.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAt...
old.reddit.com/r/LeopardsAt...
Don't fucking buy balloons if you can't keep a hold of them. They always end up in natural areas and endanger animals.
December 26, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Don't fucking buy balloons if you can't keep a hold of them. They always end up in natural areas and endanger animals.
Our new TV came with free WrestleMania!
December 25, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Our new TV came with free WrestleMania!
I was being really patient. 😆
December 24, 2024 at 2:47 AM
I was being really patient. 😆
The prices at Fresh Market are insane.
December 23, 2024 at 7:02 PM
The prices at Fresh Market are insane.
Better the car than a mouth grill. 🤷♀️
December 23, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Better the car than a mouth grill. 🤷♀️